anisethesia

An essential-oils-based "knock-out gas" made from aromatic herbal-extracts, and used to render patients unconscious prior to surgery.

I try to stay out of the hospital at all costs, anyway, but if I ever did need to undergo major surgery, I would rather get "put under" by a natural-plant anisethesia rather than any of those highly-dangerous synthetic-gas cocktails administered by mainstream medicine.

by QuacksO November 21, 2019

Anesthetic

code for self-injury by an addict; cutting.

I took too much anesthetic, and they had to stitch me up at the hospital.

by meglou December 18, 2012

anusthetic

It is another name for lube

You should always use anusthetic before anal sex.

by Imapoorjoke September 22, 2012

Anesthetic

A substance which inhibits your ability to feel pain which is considered optional by 20%-40% of healthcare professionals excluding dentists of which all actively avoid it's use and refuse to reschedule when it is out of stock.

Doctor: "Now sir, ordinarily you'd be under anesthetic whilst we insert this catheter in your urethra"
Patient: "can I reschedule?"
Doctor: "CaN i rEScHedULe? stfu pussy"

by para-z October 23, 2020

anesthetic use disorder

A disorder in which one can become addicted to anesthetics most commonly local anesthetics

Anesthetic use disorder

by 459395 August 18, 2024

anusthetic

What you partake of for soothing da "back there" distress of dealing with one or more people who are a real pain-in-da-a**.

Preparation H works as a good anusthetic for many people.

by QuacksO May 3, 2025

pokal anaesthetic

n. Freezing or numbing drug given via injection with a pointy needle rather than inhalation.

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I hope my dentist doesn't use that pokal anaesthetic stuff. It makes me slobberate for hours.

by gnostic3 January 6, 2023