Absolute Gibberish

Text That Has No Meaning Behind It

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Absolute Gibberish

by fwefff September 11, 2022

absolute gibberish

absolute gibberish to the point where you can't understand shit.

person 1: "fkijdhkfiusdfgdisfudsl"
person 2: tf

person 3: its absolute gibberish

by -ASUTE- September 14, 2022

absolute gronk

Someone who is absolutely a gronk

Norman was an absolute gronk for hoarding all the idlis

by YaboyPK123 July 7, 2023

Fallacy of Absolute Grievance

A fallacy that treats all grievances as equally valid—or equally invalid—by refusing to make distinctions of scale, context, or severity. The fallacy flattens all complaints into a single category, making it impossible to prioritize, to distinguish urgent from trivial, or to allocate attention appropriately. It's the logic of "everyone has problems, so your problem doesn't matter," of "both sides have grievances, so both are equally wrong." The Fallacy of Absolute Grievance is beloved of false-balance merchants and those who want to avoid taking sides. It ignores that some grievances are matters of life and death while others are matters of inconvenience, and that treating them as equivalent is itself a form of violence.

Example: "He responded to her account of systemic racism with the Fallacy of Absolute Grievance: 'Everyone faces discrimination. White people have problems too.' The equivalence was false, the balance manufactured. Her centuries of oppression were flattened into 'everyone has problems,' and suddenly no one had to do anything. Absolute grievance had made action impossible."

by Dumu The Void February 20, 2026

THE GREAT DAY OF ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL

EVERY APRIL 30TH ALL AROUND THE WORLD EVERYONE IN THE WORLD KILLS ONE PERSON AND ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL REWARDS EVERYONE WITH EVERYTHING THEY WISH FOR ALL YEAR LONG, PERFECT EVERYTHING EVEN PARTNER. MONEY, AND BETTER TECHNOLOGY AND GREATER TASTING FOOD THAN LAST YEAR, EVERYONE CANT WAIT FOR THIS DAY THAT DREAMS COME TRUE EVERY TIME THOSE WHO HONOR ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR ALWAYS FOREVERMORE, but the only place that doesnt practice this is united states of america...they probably dont even know and missing up big time because everything gets better every year even the cars. even stealh camo that makes you invisable. everything you want. then you have another year to think about even greater stuff and ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL always BLESS WAY MORE THAN YOU ASK FOR THOSE WHO DOES THIS THING.

THE GREAT DAY OF ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL HAS FINALLY ARRIVED AGAIN!!!

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 24, 2022

the absolute mother fucking greatest

The absolute mother fucking greatest!!

See Madeline over there? She’s the absolute mother fucking greatest. I wish I could be like her

by Stegosaurusrexx November 24, 2021

A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS

A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS is called a troop

Chuck- “DAMN look at that troop!”
Bill- “What’s a troop?”
Chuck- “It’s a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS!”

by Dababy’s baby October 18, 2019