guy 1: Dude did you see that janie's gaping vagina?
guy 2: yea i totally gave her the zidane all night
guy 1: nice i oughta try that out
guy 2: yea i totally gave her the zidane all night
guy 1: nice i oughta try that out
by frosty austy January 22, 2009
Get the Zidanemug. Zidane is a pussy who acts big but when it gets to real shit he’s scared. He’s also someone who can only beef girls coz he’s too much of a pussio to fight guys
by 23333 May 28, 2018
Get the Zidanemug. 1. the soccer star from the France team
2. to headbutt someone, like Zidane did during the final game against Italy in the 2006 Fifa Cup
2. to headbutt someone, like Zidane did during the final game against Italy in the 2006 Fifa Cup
by killercr September 6, 2008
Get the zidanemug. To completely messup your last day of work on purpose. Just like Zidane messed up his last football match in the world cup final against Italy.
After you have been sacked, you can zidane your workplace by:
Mixing up files
Erasing stuff of others computer
Putting viruses on the computers
Telling your boss what others think of him/her
Making obscene phone calls to customers
Headbutting your colleague
etc etc
Bobby: Sorry to hear you have been sacked Sarah, when do you have to clear your desk?
Sarah: It'sno big deal, I leave on friday, the office is going to get totally Zidaned
Mixing up files
Erasing stuff of others computer
Putting viruses on the computers
Telling your boss what others think of him/her
Making obscene phone calls to customers
Headbutting your colleague
etc etc
Bobby: Sorry to hear you have been sacked Sarah, when do you have to clear your desk?
Sarah: It'sno big deal, I leave on friday, the office is going to get totally Zidaned
by joshdajoker April 30, 2008
Get the Zidanedmug. Zidan (Zidane, Z'idan) means spirtuality or adds up to. Arabic, African and French. Zidan is english spelling of name and Zidane is french way of spelling this name.
Zidan means spirtuality.
by cassandra79 March 8, 2012
Get the Zidanmug. Zidan is a very attractive young man with a charming personality. Anyone would be lucky to have a Zidan in their life, and better yet be dating him. He's the perfect boyfriend and overall human. He is going to marry Lily.
by ZilyLily December 13, 2016
Get the Zidanmug. To finish your opponent with a headbutt worthy of Zidane's caliber, similar to the way which Mortal Kombat fighters finish their opponents. Zidanity can be used to decribe the state Materazzi was in after being knocked senseless on the ground.
by Lawrence Ding September 10, 2008
Get the Zidanitymug.