a simile for a particularly large vagina, named so because it resembles a hippo yawning. minus the big teeth a hippo possesses of course. that would just be weird.
a hippo's yawn can usually be found attached to a slosher or perhaps a lady that has given birth to twins with heads like south park's mr mackey.
a hippo's yawn can usually be found attached to a slosher or perhaps a lady that has given birth to twins with heads like south park's mr mackey.
trevor : how'd it go with that slag last night then?
pete : mate, she had a minge like a hippo's yawn
trevor : that bad huh?
pete : seriously, it was like stirring a bucket of wallpaper paste with a pencil
pete : mate, she had a minge like a hippo's yawn
trevor : that bad huh?
pete : seriously, it was like stirring a bucket of wallpaper paste with a pencil
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Get the Yawn Aids mug.The contagious effect, much like a yawn, of hearing one friend snort their nose, which will usually be followed by a wipe of the nose, that immediately makes the other friend repeat the same actions. Thus, making it obvious to observers that you and your friends have infact been using that white girl, Christina Aguilera.
Mary: "Do you see those two white girl's walking who keep snorting and wiping their noses?"
Jane: "Yeah, why?"
Mary: "They're definitely skeeted out of their minds."
Ashley: "Stop snorting and wiping your nose."
Marissa: "I can't help it, it's the blow!"
Ashley: "Well you're making me coke yawn and its obvious."
Jane: "Yeah, why?"
Mary: "They're definitely skeeted out of their minds."
Ashley: "Stop snorting and wiping your nose."
Marissa: "I can't help it, it's the blow!"
Ashley: "Well you're making me coke yawn and its obvious."
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Get the Yaren't mug.(n) What starts out as a standard yawn but as it nears the end the yawner continues using the same exhale to create an a-capellic performance.
by Taco17 July 31, 2007
Get the Yawn-Opera mug.The enchanted land of talking creatures, magic, adventure, double entendres, and metrosexual ambiguityland in the book "The Lying Bitch & Her Wardrobe". A politically incorrect version of Narnia with creatures like Mr. Numbnuts the Faun, Skeppy the Bosche Kangaroo and the Scouse Beaver, And of course, the bootylicious White Bitch. Haslet the Smoked Pork Lion is all that stands between the Bitch and Yawnia.
'...you will meet a scent-whore who will guide you.’
Lacy clapped her hands in delight.
‘You mean a creature that is half man half horse?’ she asked excitedly, as this was her first trip to Yawnia.
Lacy clapped her hands in delight.
‘You mean a creature that is half man half horse?’ she asked excitedly, as this was her first trip to Yawnia.
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