Tanksgiving

Thanksgiving in the military or as a veteran.

Bobo had a great Tanksgiving this year because he was honorably discharged in early November.

by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017

banksgiving

Pay day.

Bobo had a great banksgiving this week from all the overtime hours he worked.

by HumaneAnimal November 19, 2017

Danksgiving

Essentially the 4/20 at the other end of the calendar and celebrated on the day after Thanksgiving ("Black Friday"), Danksgiving is a holiday spent with friends as opposed to family (since most people spend time with their families on Thanksgiving anyway). Most treat it as a potluck, with everyone bringing their leftovers from Thanksgiving for the collective group. Celebrators typically enjoy massive amounts of ale and marijuana as well.

"Happy Danksgiving Toph, what are you dankful for?"

"I'm dankful for this dank turkey, dank Yuengling and dank kush."

by S. Baloney November 26, 2009

Banksgiving Day

Banksgiving Day: Banks giving, That would be definitely something to be thankful for.

Probably in Neverland they've got Banksgiving day too.

by mave73 December 2, 2009

danksgiving

Just the popular holiday, Thanksgiving, only prepared with weed as the key ingrediant in every dish. A very fun way to celebrate your blessings.

Ex.1

"Hey did you hear, Jack's mom is having Danksgiving at her house this year."

"Yeah, she's marinating the whole bird in weed. Should be sweet."

Ex.2

"Thursday is Thanksgiving with my family, then Friday is Danksgiving with my friends. 'Tis the season."

by hellahella November 10, 2008

Wanksgiving

What a single man may do on Thanksgiving.

Poor guy all alone. All he can do is celebrate Wanksgiving!

by CheriBom November 25, 2017

Ranksgiving turkey

The person who farts, or stinks up the bathroom on Thanksgiving. The Ranksgiving perpetrator.

Bobo let a huge fart rip in the kitchen at the family thanksgiving. What a Ranksgiving turkey!

by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017