Wump 

Verb. Noun.
The act of falling forward awkwardly with arms stretched forward, and landing with an "oomph!" sound, kind of a thud combined with a swoosh. Afterwards you just lay there.

One day, I tripped over a box, and wumped on my bed....
I wumped on my best friend

Wump by pinacolorado May 24, 2014

Wump 

To throw something at someone with immense amounts of force with no reason other than to be an ass hole.

Wump: "Dude!! Ben totally just wumped me in the face with a dead kitten!!"

Wump by Bigdaddy James January 24, 2009

wump 

wimp plus wuss equal wump

Jeff is a wump that goes to bed at 7:30pm

wump by A February 18, 2007

wump 

A delicacy desert crafted with sausage buns,cool whip and topped with caramel sauce :p

deepak: hailey can you make me a wump?..

hailey: can youu go make it instead and make me one too..? :D

deepak: .... you know what, yeah.

wump by neptune<3 June 22, 2022

Wump 

1) Band kid humor describing failure of one to hit a particular note, ergo, a failure
2) A fail of epic proportions, described by a very loud pedal tone, saying "This is my wump..." and a tuba player with a monotone voice saying "Wump"
3) A play on Wumbo
4) A descriptive word for a very good time, day, or experience
5) The act of one putting their lips over the mouthpiece of a brass instrument, preferably sousaphone, tuba, contra, or baritone, and yelling as loud as humanly possible
6) If all else fails, the most accurate and precise definition of Wump is 42
7) God

1) *Band kid trips on tuba*
Wump
2) "How was your day?"
"It was very wump thank you"

Wump by Mr. Leo October 15, 2014

Wump 

Everything you don't want it to be.

We went wumping yesterday.

Wump by Steem Peem April 13, 2010

wump 

To defecate.

"I need to wump."
"Ahh, I just had a good wump!"

wump by RatPhink December 19, 2008