wifoly

when a friend lets him have sex with his wife , especially when the other guy's wife is out of town.

Mike : He man I am bored , enough of getting wasted everynight since my wife is out of town.

John: Why don't you come over tonight, once kids go to be we can have a wifoly.

Mike: Sounds like a plan , I will bring the lube and rubber

by o3924820 August 8, 2009

wifouf

The nature of fangirling over nothing

Lucy just had a wifouf attack looking at food.

by Jumpy Lumpy Gally February 25, 2017

wifeofmondo

-A very cool mutual!
-One of the best mondo stans you could ever meet.
-And also mondos wife
-Very funny and creative.

"Dude do you follow wifeofmondo?"
"No?"

"We can't be friends anymore, they're literally the best!"

by justalocalmondostan June 27, 2021

Wifeopotamus

A hugely fat wife, whether it be because she's postpartum or just because she's fat.

John: "Damn dude, did you see that wifeopotamus?"
Nick: "Yeah dude she must've been a good four bills."
John: "She had her husband by a good 250."

by OatsNCrunchies January 12, 2010

Wifo

Women's Issues. A forum on Craigslist that talks about issues that women face. Although the welcome note says men are welcome, they most certainly are not.

Topics to bring up in Wifo:
-abortion
-anal sex
-animal rights
-bikini waxes
-complaining about your job
-complaining about your co-workers
-confessions
-depression
-fapping
-food
-homosexuality
-jealousy, or being "J"
-"kittehs"
-microwaving fish
-money
-"morans"
-Pepito, pepito-pie, pep, etc.
-traveling
-trolls
-weed
-"What does it mean when....?" questions
-wine

If you are pretty, you will be hated.
If you are rich, you will be hated.
If you drive an SUV, you will be hated.

You will always be fat, ugly, and stupid

You will be hated regardless of what you post, and you will never get any informative information, unless you know the right people to ask.

You will most likely feel like shit about yourself after you post, and then someone will post a kitteh pic, and you will feel better.

And if you ever need a present for your SO, steak and a BJ

Sally: "Hey, why are you so upset?"
Mary: "I went on Wifo to ask if I should get my cat de-clawed and they told me to die"

by *OMGWTFBBQ April 29, 2009

wifoo

A word you use when you think of a cartoon pr video game character as your love interest

I love my wifoo

by DJ UNIC0RN September 15, 2017

wifto

moron, or dummy

Jimmy is such a wifto, he ran into his house with his car because he thought he had it in reverse.

by jbatl October 8, 2008