Wifo

Women's Issues. A forum on Craigslist that talks about issues that women face. Although the welcome note says men are welcome, they most certainly are not.

Topics to bring up in Wifo:
-abortion
-anal sex
-animal rights
-bikini waxes
-complaining about your job
-complaining about your co-workers
-confessions
-depression
-fapping
-food
-homosexuality
-jealousy, or being "J"
-"kittehs"
-microwaving fish
-money
-"morans"
-Pepito, pepito-pie, pep, etc.
-traveling
-trolls
-weed
-"What does it mean when....?" questions
-wine

If you are pretty, you will be hated.
If you are rich, you will be hated.
If you drive an SUV, you will be hated.

You will always be fat, ugly, and stupid

You will be hated regardless of what you post, and you will never get any informative information, unless you know the right people to ask.

You will most likely feel like shit about yourself after you post, and then someone will post a kitteh pic, and you will feel better.

And if you ever need a present for your SO, steak and a BJ

Sally: "Hey, why are you so upset?"
Mary: "I went on Wifo to ask if I should get my cat de-clawed and they told me to die"

Wifo by *OMGWTFBBQ April 29, 2009

WIFOYN 

What's In Front Of You Now?
a game played by texting someone a picture of whats in front of you with the above question forcing them to immediately take a picture of whatever is in front of them, no matter how embarrassing it may be, and sending it to you. it is considered cheating if the recipient of WIFOYN waits or turns to choose a better scene to text back.

text: WIFOYN with a pic
recieve a funny pic of what your friend is doing (ie:bubble bath with a rubber ducky and they are 28 years old)

WIFOYN by Kiki tha Great September 29, 2011

WIFOM 

In gaming, it's any kind of game or subgame, especially a psychological one, in which a player is given a set of apparently equal choices where one or more is completely wrong. In such games one often may try to use what he knows of his opponent to make a better choice, but this often leads to recursive reasoning, as anything that one player could think of is something another player could think of, in the form of "But that's just what he wants me to think, so I'll do the opposite…but maybe that's what he want's me to think…so I'll not do the opposite…but maybe that's what he want's me to think…etc, etc.". Such games are basically random, and therefore should be carefully considered before they are engaged in.

"All right: where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right and who is dead."

"But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you. Are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet, or his enemy's?"
"All right: where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right and who is dead."

"But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you. Are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet, or his enemy's?"

-The Princess Bride

So begins the game of wine in front of me, or WIFOM.

WIFOM by hohum November 2, 2008

wifoly 

when a friend lets him have sex with his wife , especially when the other guy's wife is out of town.

Mike : He man I am bored , enough of getting wasted everynight since my wife is out of town.

John: Why don't you come over tonight, once kids go to be we can have a wifoly.

Mike: Sounds like a plan , I will bring the lube and rubber

wifoly by o3924820 August 8, 2009

wifouf

The nature of fangirling over nothing

Lucy just had a wifouf attack looking at food.

wifouf by Jumpy Lumpy Gally February 25, 2017

wifoo 

A word you use when you think of a cartoon pr video game character as your love interest

I love my wifoo

wifoo by DJ UNIC0RN September 15, 2017

wifors 

guts, balls

You don't have the guts to do it

wifors by David Andujo December 23, 2003