A softly padded helmet meant to keep those of less mental capacity free from self inflicted harm such as falling off ones high horse...Originally spelled 'wiffle-hat' in honor of the 'wiffle-ball-bat' it was later re-spelled to accommodate the constant mispronunciation by those adorned by said wifylhat.
Pronounced 'Wih-file-hat'.
Damn it's sure good little Zachary was wearing his wifylhat or that ping-pong ball may have hit the soft spot on his forehead!
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.