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A hugely fat wife, whether it be because she's postpartum or just because she's fat.
John: "Damn dude, did you see that wifeopotamus?"
Nick: "Yeah dude she must've been a good four bills."
John: "She had her husband by a good 250."
by OatsNCrunchies January 12, 2010
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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