Wifyo

An African-American slang term that collapses the words "with" and "your" into a more economical package.

"Do you mind if we dance wifyo dates?"

by Zebra1 September 9, 2005

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WIFOYN

What's In Front Of You Now?
a game played by texting someone a picture of whats in front of you with the above question forcing them to immediately take a picture of whatever is in front of them, no matter how embarrassing it may be, and sending it to you. it is considered cheating if the recipient of WIFOYN waits or turns to choose a better scene to text back.

text: WIFOYN with a pic
recieve a funny pic of what your friend is doing (ie:bubble bath with a rubber ducky and they are 28 years old)

by Kiki tha Great September 29, 2011

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wifeopath

A woman who has transformed from the sweet, lovely, kind, understanding person the husband thought she was on the wedding day, to a cold, calculating, heartless, selfish harpie after a long or short period of marriage.

A latent female psychopath, that is only discovered to be one after a a period of marriage.

Helmut: What happened last night? You left in a hurry.
Didier: Sorry 'bout that. The wife had had a bottle of wine before we came out, and decided that 10.50 on a Friday night was a perfect time to tell me, completely out of the blue, that she she was not happy, and wants to live on her own.
Helmut: Thats rough.
Didier: Yes it is. When we got home, she shouted at me for half an hour because the barmaid was female, and threw a lightbulb at my head.
Helmut: She sounds like a wifeopath!

by hubopath May 22, 2006

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WIFOM

In gaming, it's any kind of game or subgame, especially a psychological one, in which a player is given a set of apparently equal choices where one or more is completely wrong. In such games one often may try to use what he knows of his opponent to make a better choice, but this often leads to recursive reasoning, as anything that one player could think of is something another player could think of, in the form of "But that's just what he wants me to think, so I'll do the opposite…but maybe that's what he want's me to think…so I'll not do the opposite…but maybe that's what he want's me to think…etc, etc.". Such games are basically random, and therefore should be carefully considered before they are engaged in.

"All right: where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right and who is dead."

"But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you. Are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet, or his enemy's?"
"All right: where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right and who is dead."

"But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you. Are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet, or his enemy's?"

-The Princess Bride

So begins the game of wine in front of me, or WIFOM.

by hohum November 2, 2008

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