Waffler

Is when someone rambles on about something or someone.
Mostly said in many rural parts of Dublin,Ireland.

John is such a waffler.

by KanoA3Z October 27, 2012

wifflenacker

An unpleasant person, who is either nasty, stupid, or both.

Collective noun: bunch

"He kept waffling on so much I missed lunch, what a wifflenacker."

"Almost ran me off the road, bloody wifflenacker."

by Weirdtree September 19, 2011

Wiffle-Beer

A drinking game played like regular wiffleball baseball. The most prominent rule of the game is that players must always have a can in their hand. If an out is made by a player with two open hands this out does not count. Batting must be done with a beer in the batter's hand and if the batter strikes the can out of his/her own hand the player must perform a shotgun. A new beer must be opened for each at bat, and a runner cannot score unless he/she finishes the beer before reaching home plate. If a runner reaches home plate before finishing their beer, it counts as an out. All normal baseball rules are followed, except if a runner is struck with the wiffleball while off base they are considered out. Games consist of 10-20 players. Typical games are played until the beer has all been drunk. Most epic Wiffle-Beer games have forgotten scores and everyone involved walks off the field a winner. Shit Talking is a must, esp. when runners projectile vomit.

Dick- Man, I'm going to have to take a nap before tonight's party, that 2PM wiffle-beer game kicked my ass!

Jane- Dick, you're a pussy.

by psylemon November 3, 2011

Wiffle

A very short haircut usually for males in which the hair resembles the bristle surface of a brush. Synonym for crewcut.

I'm going to the barber to get a wiffle.

by FartSniffer August 26, 2005

Waffler

A Waffler is a legend of the CB radio that never lets the truth get in the way of a good story. Well travelled to all parts of the globe, their stories have the uncanny ability to get under the skin of any member of the Boy Cunt Crew. Wafflers are renowned for their philanthropy work and the production of some of the finest self saucing cucumbers the world has ever seen.

Too good Waffler, too good.
Don't worry, be waffler, don't worry be waffler.
Bozo - "I know you waffler." Reply from a waffler - "I don't know ya, I don't want to know ya, and if I did know ya, I wouldn't through my shit at ya."

by Kung Of The Duckheads June 25, 2019

Waffler

Someone who is talking a load of fucking rubbish. There tends to be no one listening to them and what they’re saying is of no importance whatsoever.

Abi: “guys my feet feel like salty goats”
Danny: “shush you waffler”

by Jenny tilia November 30, 2019

Pool Wiffle

1. The greatest game ever created; Wiffleball played in and around a pool at the place that Carl built. 2. The best alternate to lampin buttass.

Craig: Yo I'm mad bored and tired of lampin buttass, what should we do?
Carl: Let's play some pool wiffle yo
Craig: Aight, no tank this game though... he's too good

by CarlCraig December 10, 2009