She chose to be an at home mother whose wifal duties including transporting children to various social activities.
by Gregory V. Richardson February 7, 2004
Get the wifal mug.The state/level of anger associated with not being able to secure a solid wifi or data connection with your cell or other wireless devices that sends the user into a rage fueled fit that makes them want to hurl their cell phone into a large body of water or other destructive means to an end.
I was once driving through a “dead zone” that frustrated me so badly that I wanted to toss my phone out of the window of our moving car…it was indeed a next level of being so wifangry I was entering into an uncontrollable rage!
by Swiss35 June 24, 2022
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by Tyqar October 6, 2010
Get the Wifart mug.To perform a culturally white action "with a" (wif a) white person by association making them white. Opposite of a wigger.
Pronounced "why-fuh"
Pronounced "why-fuh"
1.
Ali: "Hey dude."
Caleb: "Hey bro. Watchu up to?"
Ali: "Facetiming my dog?"
Caleb: "You're just another black person trying to fit in with us whites, or should I say, wifa."
2.
Starbucks barista: "Hi, how can I help you?"
Ali: "I'd like a venti, half-whole milk, one quarter 1%, one quarter non-fat, extra hot, split quad shots (1 1/2 shots decaf, 2 1/2 shots regular), no foam latte please"
Barista: *Shakes head "Such a wifa."
Ali: "Hey dude."
Caleb: "Hey bro. Watchu up to?"
Ali: "Facetiming my dog?"
Caleb: "You're just another black person trying to fit in with us whites, or should I say, wifa."
2.
Starbucks barista: "Hi, how can I help you?"
Ali: "I'd like a venti, half-whole milk, one quarter 1%, one quarter non-fat, extra hot, split quad shots (1 1/2 shots decaf, 2 1/2 shots regular), no foam latte please"
Barista: *Shakes head "Such a wifa."
by wedge212 March 19, 2015
Get the Wifa mug.a term used to express the failure or inefficiency of your wifi connection; pronounced wy-fail
Copyright Derrick from SA, TX
Copyright Derrick from SA, TX
Chris: Hello...
Chris: are you still there?
Chris: Hello...
Derrick: I was disconected again, stupid wifi
Chris: dude, you've got wifail
Chris: are you still there?
Chris: Hello...
Derrick: I was disconected again, stupid wifi
Chris: dude, you've got wifail
by ChrisSATX September 6, 2009
Get the Wifail mug.Using ones ipod touch to go on wifi and do all your financing
such as checking bank balances buying movie tickets concert tickets checkin currancy rates, budgeting and so on
such as checking bank balances buying movie tickets concert tickets checkin currancy rates, budgeting and so on
wifancing is handy
by Swagggin January 27, 2011
Get the Wifancing mug.The wife of a celebrity, who is at the same time, his manager.
The woman who manages a man.
The wife of a sucker for love.
A woman who has the pants on in the household.
A woman who dominates the actions of the men.
The woman who manages a man.
The wife of a sucker for love.
A woman who has the pants on in the household.
A woman who dominates the actions of the men.
Conversation between Tasha and Nashalie:
Tasha: So girl, you're the manager of your man?
Nashalie: Girl, he's a sucker. Basically, my bitch, and so, he follows what I do.
I'm the Wifager, F**K him. I got the balls in the house.
Tasha: YOU GO GIRL!
Tasha: So girl, you're the manager of your man?
Nashalie: Girl, he's a sucker. Basically, my bitch, and so, he follows what I do.
I'm the Wifager, F**K him. I got the balls in the house.
Tasha: YOU GO GIRL!
by GalaKtiK July 21, 2010
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