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Wifaq by iithrexds@ii April 4, 2017
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wifawesome
Someone who is a little Miss Susie Homemaker, who is awesomely funny and good-looking, and would make an awesome wife, but is not yet one. Wifawesomes tend to enjoy baking cookies, taking care of others, cooking, cleaning, and arranging fresh flowers. They love children and animals and always have painted toenails. Most people feel extremely comfortable around a wifawesome because they have warm, welcoming personalities. They enjoy sex (but are not slutty) and tend to make men melt, yet remain single. Wifawesomes are smart and resourceful. It is a common physical trait for a wifawesome to have dimples and a sparkling smile.
Single guy says to single really great girl, "I can't believe you are still single. You are such a wifawesome and one day you are going to make someone a really awesome wife." Single really great girl says, "I know! I mean, I enjoy baking and cleaning and would have sex with my husband no less than 5 times a week. I'm such a wifawesome, I'm surprised I'm not an awesome wife yet too."
wifawesome by wifawesome/tigersud March 10, 2009
WiFart
A brief period where your wireless network card, usb stick, access point or router drops out for no apparent reason.
Usually, this seems to happen mainly with Belkin routers and cards...
Usually, this seems to happen mainly with Belkin routers and cards...
WiFart by KaraokeStu August 23, 2010
wifanker
1) a cheapskate who refuses to get wifi on his phone or at his home and runs from one hot spot to another to get free wifi
2) someone who is more interested in texting on his/her phone than talking to the person they with
2) someone who is more interested in texting on his/her phone than talking to the person they with
1) Two friends at a bar:
guy 1: "Is Charlie coming tonight?"
guy 2: "Charlie? No way, man - that fucking wifanker doesn't go anywhere there's no free wifi"
2) "I love this place - no fucking wifankers around - just people conversating"
3) girlfriend to girlfriend:
gf1: "So, how was your new date last night"
gf2: "What a waste of time - he turned out to be such a fucking wifanker"
guy 1: "Is Charlie coming tonight?"
guy 2: "Charlie? No way, man - that fucking wifanker doesn't go anywhere there's no free wifi"
2) "I love this place - no fucking wifankers around - just people conversating"
3) girlfriend to girlfriend:
gf1: "So, how was your new date last night"
gf2: "What a waste of time - he turned out to be such a fucking wifanker"
wifail
A term used to describe how much of a miserable failure as marketed by companies pushing to make money off people thinking it was a decent alternative to the almighty cat-5.
"I have no network access! My WiFail is fucked again!
"Dude, ditch your WiFail and go back to the traditional stuff."
"Dude, ditch your WiFail and go back to the traditional stuff."