Watergate 

Pissing through a funnel into a caged persons mouth, with a secretary in the next room audio taping it who sibsequently expunged only the incriminating bits

I wish my girlfriend would let me watergate her but she's deathly afraid of reel to reel recordings

Watergate by Hueylong September 22, 2016

Watergate that shit 

To cover something up; lie.

Person A: "Dude, I broke my roommate's laptop, he's going to be pissed.

Person B: "You've got to Watergate that shit, man, don't tell anyone, deny everything."

Person A: "kick-ass"

Watergate that shit by 37th President April 26, 2009

Stupid Watergate 

1. "...a scandal that we've been referring to as 'Stupid Watergate', because it has all the potential consequences of Watergate but everyone involved is REALLY stupid."

A term coined by John Oliver on his HBO topical political commentary series 'Last Week Tonight' referring to the criminal conspiracy (collusion) involving Donald J. Trump Sr and Russian operatives to influence the 2016 U.S. presidential election.

The term illustrates how inept and laughably transparent the involved members of Donald Trump's campaign and transition (including DJT) were at both perpetrating said crimes, and covering them up after the fact.

I can't believe how f***ing obvious the ties between Trump & Russia are, and how incredibly obvious these goons attempts at a coverup are. How the hell does 'House of Cards' seem more like an actual corrupt presidential administration and this farce of an administration seem like a laughably cheap over the top parody. Literally "Stupid Watergate."

Stupid Watergate by Nostradumas January 4, 2018

Pull a watergate 

Leaving the door unlocked with some sort of blockade (door stopper, tape over the locking mechanism, other examples) to avoid being locked out when you need to go into the room in the future.

This door locks me in, but I have to grab some equipment
Just pull a watergate and you’ll be fine!

Pull a watergate by goscarbluth May 22, 2025

Watergardens 

A shoping centere in the western suburbs of victoria
Commonly knows as WaterGzzz
Where Adidas and numberplate hats are the essetial atire
The only place in the world where trackies are acceptable over jeans
THe food court is the place to be for muzzas.
Watergardens is the home of 13 year old PHD shufflers who think their the maddest
for some reason two safeways ?
Smaller version of highpoint

"where u wanna meet"? watergardens train station

Watergardens by frankwazere October 30, 2007

wasterbate 

to masterbate over something that isnt worth the time or the effort then realising what you have done.

"dude i need to jerk of so bad but if im afraid if i blow my load over the wrong thing it could turn it a total wasterbate nightmare"

wasterbate by Toffer92 April 13, 2010

waterhater2005 

an incredibly attractive TikTok users account.

hey did you see waterhater2005? He's so attractive 🇬🇧🤴

waterhater2005 by Asshole999 March 14, 2022