wankshafting

verb: to wank one's shaft or alternatively to shaft one's wank depending largely upon gender.

'If you wankshaft it I'm sure it'll start working again and then we can go and play football.'

by Cigar boy May 27, 2004

wankshaft

the principle means of driving a wanking machine, as related to a wankcam, wanksparkplug, and wankignition.

"the wankshaft isn't running properly, it needs a bit of attention" - scantily clad female mechanic

by the wankshaft doctor April 17, 2003

wankshaft

this is a small donkey that lives in your fore skin and eats the scrot rot of the end of your testicles

"ahhh wankshaft please remove your teeth from my tiny little testicles" - Andy

by Smokey Mcpot January 27, 2003

Wankshaft

A derogatory term to describe the popular MMRPG game “World of Warcraft”

“Q: Is he going out tonight?
A: Nah, he’s playing wankshaft again”

by Tikhon January 31, 2007

Wankshard

The source of all evil
The 2nd most terrible insult you can give to someone...
the most terrible is a combination of two words

Bollocky +wankshard

*He's such a BOLLOCKY WANKSHARD!

*Woah my ex really does look like wankshard.

*Me- Hey Liss and Panda did you hear about that wankshard down the street.

Liss- Yeah i did! he is so foul.

Panda- hes such a Bollocky wankshard.

Liss- *disgusted horrified face*

by Maddzyroo August 2, 2010

Wankspanker

A total wanker n jiz stain who loves themself who thinks they are a kardasian facebook and instergram style celeb in there own soild underpants coz they got a like or 2

Omg what a wankspanker he would throw 1 off coz he looked in a shop window n saw his self

by Smushkitten July 12, 2019

Yankshake

The act of masturbating while introducing yourself to someone, usually attractive, via shaking hands.

When I met Angelina Jolie in NYC the other day, I couldn't help but yankshake to introduce myself.

by TheOfficialDonaldTrump February 15, 2017