F1:"Dude.. I was at Stan's house and needed to crash but when he handed me a blanket it was soft and crusty at the same time"
F2:"Must have been his wanket, you dont have one?"
F1:"fuck no"
F2:"Must have been his wanket, you dont have one?"
F1:"fuck no"
by The wavy train July 27, 2024
Get the Wanket mug.N. A Wanket Blanket is a rag/towel that is used to wipe up all of the fluid after "wanking" or masturbating.
Person 1: Bro what is this towel in the corner for?
Person 2: Dont touch that, that's my wanket blanket!
Person 2: Dont touch that, that's my wanket blanket!
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The act of using a cozy, fuzzy blanket is used to ejaculate when masturbating or receiving a hand-job with a fuzzy blanket.
In other words, when a fuzzy blanket is placed between the hand and penis while jerking off, you just had a fuzzy wanket.
In other words, when a fuzzy blanket is placed between the hand and penis while jerking off, you just had a fuzzy wanket.
by Charlie's Friend August 30, 2012
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The Mrs had the curtains in the wash and there was nothing left to use so I had to form the trusty ole Wankers Chalice.
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