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Wal Mart

A store dedicated to saving you money...and crushing unoins! You can't beat those everyday low prices...or the fact that they hire illegal aliens to keep those prices low! supercenters save you time and money by putting everything you need in one place...except for crosses for burning, those are all at the Waltons house. Were the employees are loaded with Pride... and toasted, nicely toasted.
EWME: I asked my manager to press the button on the bailer I while I was standing inside of it at wal-mart, because his blood alcohol level was %1.2 he didn't even argue. And thats how I got to heaven.

satan: this is hell fool!

EWME: Odd, it's seems so much nicer then wal mart
by terminalblue.dyndns.org December 28, 2003
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Wal Mart

by Anonymous April 5, 2003
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Wal Mart

The Microsoft of the department store industry. It's THE place to go shopping if you are the type who lives in a trailer or the ghetto.
And the trailer trash and ghetto folks from all over America all lined up in front of Wal Mart, dressed in their best clothes, ready to buy everything that's on sale there.
by AYB February 17, 2003
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Wal Mart

an adjective; poor and white trash, lower class, no sense of style or taste. also can be used to describe something that caters to the lowest common denomonator of pop culture.
The tractor pull was so Wal Mart, there were so many mullets and fat chicks in sweatsuits there.
by BgBearCollegeGuy January 16, 2003
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Wal Mart

Basically The Devil for there is but one devil and that devil is wal mart the one and the only devil
Satan: Roll Baaaaaaaaaack
by Shadow December 13, 2004
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Wal Mart

A major department store. Putting K-Mart out of business
by Saints September 20, 2003
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Wal Mart

1. A vast sucking morass of evil and tyranny. 2. The height and epitome of collective corporate sociopathy and amorality. 3. The gate to hell as it is characterized by all three major Abrahamic world religions. 4. Shopping there precludes to possibility of being reincarnated as anything but a cockroach for the next 2 million years.
by aliceandthecat July 31, 2011
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