the back seat of a Volkswagen

Very uncomfortable place to be screwed/fucked

guy 1:I'm gonna screw her in a very uncomfortable place
guy 2:What, like the back seat of a Volkswagen?

by Fly_Girl September 19, 2006

volkswagen polo

the best car in the world. if you drive this you probably rule like a god amongst those you know

if i could choose between a volkswagen polo and being superman i'd choose the polo

by blue corsa driver March 13, 2008

Volkswagen effect

An overwhelming feeling affecting the masses when they find out they have to remove the entire front end of a car to replace a headlight.

Jim: "I think one of my headlights is out on my Jetta."
John: "Uh-oh. Get ready to experience the volkswagen effect."

by SmartxAlex December 2, 2011

volkswagen golf

A small, upscale hatchback that shares it's platform with the Volkswagen Jetta. Name is derived from the Atlantic Gulfstream wind current. The car itself is agile and responsive, very safe, and will carry anything you can put in it. A great choice for a first car or an all-around runabout for those days when the family Audi is too snobby. The Golf is a car for anyone- it comes in petrol, diesel and hybrid variants- and even a racy GTI version. The Golf crosses automotive boundaries like no other. This is thanks to its sportiness, practicality and it's upmarket interior and build quality. Gas mileage isn't the best and it's not the flashiest car around but overall it is a great car.

"Damn Mike, this car seems to do everything!"
"Yeah... It's a Volkswagen Golf, what do you expect?"

*high fives*

by TheCarFanatic April 15, 2014

1998 Volkswagen

Shaun is a 1998 Volkswagen

Because he is a cheap shit, he’s really slow when he walks

And he likes to say no you

Shaun is as slow as a 1998 Volkswagen

by Hyundai™ June 22, 2020

Volkswagen

In German, its means "people's wagon", fucking great car company, everything to compact to suv, to faster cars.

Dude, I got a Volkswagen Jetta, its a nice car.

by AJF935 October 4, 2003

Volkswagen

The act of spending all or most of one's weekly/bi-weekly/monthly/anuall income on an automobile who continues to draw your love and compassion. Volkswagen owners are usually unaware of the amount of compensation given. They will always deny any shortcomings regarding their car.

So, my volkswagen is in the shop again. ~sigh~ I do love that car.

by ~$*MO*$~ August 16, 2008