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Vase

An uncircumcised penis

Its called this cuz it got an opened round top like that of a flower vase, tho i dont reccommend putting flowers in his vase.
At nude beach
Man 1: damn look at that guys phat vase
Man 2: bruh i wish i had a vase
Man 1: bro guys with vases are ultimate Chads its so much easier to fap with one.
by Thottestoftatertottest November 1, 2019
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vase

an object that was broken at a super cool jock dudes party. nobody found out who broke it. was it you?
Thomas: AH! WHY?! *vase shatters*
Super cool jock dude: BROOOOOO! No effing way, dude! Who broke this vase? Who broke this vase? Seriously, guys. Everyone who is here at my awesome party- this huge crowd of people who are definitely here right now-
Virgil: oh my god...
Super cool jock dude: Somebody broke my grandma's vase, and that was the last thing she gave to me before she died! I swear on all things football and skateboarding that I will find you. Don't make me cry these incredibly manly tears! Anyone can speak up right now, and be a part of this scene... especially those of us who aren't imagined and are actually here on the stage.
Virgil: *sighs in I'm So Done With This*
Super cool jock dude: Like, not the people who are imagined to be here through means suspension of disbelief.
Logan: I do not understand theatre.
Super cool jock dude: Very well, I shall continue searching for the culprit in the next room! *walks away* Stephanie, you wanna bake some cookies?
Patton (Janus): Aaaand scene!
by just.fandom.th1ngs October 4, 2020
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vase

an object that was broken at a super cool jock dudes party. nobody found out who broke it. was it you?
Thomas: AH! WHY?! *vase shatters*
Super cool jock dude: BROOOOOO! No effing way, dude! Who broke this vase? Who broke this vase? Seriously, guys. Everyone who is here at my awesome party- this huge crowd of people who are definitely here right now-
Virgil: oh my god...
Super cool jock dude: Somebody broke my grandma's vase, and that was the last thing she gave to me before she died! I swear on all things football and skateboarding that I will find you. Don't make me cry these incredibly manly tears! Anyone can speak up right now, and be a part of this scene... especially those of us who aren't imagined and are actually here on the stage.
Virgil: *sighs in I'm So Done With This*
Super cool jock dude: Like, not the people who are imagined to be here through means suspension of disbelief.
Logan: I do not understand theatre.
Super cool jock dude: Very well, I shall continue searching for the culprit in the next room! *walks away* Stephanie, you wanna bake some cookies?
Patton (Janus): Aaaand scene!
by just.fandom.th1ngs October 4, 2020
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Vase

Vase is a person.
A:*sees a human being*
A: Yo, is that Vase?
B: No, that's just a person.
A: Damn
by Vaseeeeee September 7, 2021
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Vase

A beautiful person who is boring and has no substance on the inside.
Kemi Badenoch is a vase.
by PopDemon79 November 3, 2025
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vase face

Is a face you get when you place your head through circular objects
After he decided to look up my vagina he got a real vase face
by Hfrujfhhbh June 29, 2017
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vase anal

when a male shoves a glass vase bigger then his entry of its anus and the vase shatters.
man that dude ricky got that vase anal
by yournotfine32843 May 9, 2018
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