magnetism

The belief that when you die, your soul sticks to the nearest refrigerator.

Magnetism requires the greatest devotion. Many are cold, but few are frozen.

by FionnSilverwolf April 5, 2016

fagnetism

The natural phenomenon that causes the inseparable attraction of faggots. It is characterized by fields of faggotry force. It is the force exerted by a fagnetic field, an alluring force of gayness, which converts normal human beings into faggots.

Why did you invite those faggots Nick and Donovan? When they are together, their fagnetism is increased ten fold. If we don’t leave now we will be drawn into their fagnetic field by the faggotry force, and in turn become faggots.

by Igor Medavoy May 28, 2006

Midnight Magnetism

When you are euphorically slumbering and the magnetism between you and partner surpasses consciousness... you each awaken pleasurably finding yourselves passionately ready for sex.

I love the raw midnight magnetism that I felt for you last night.

by Amphibious Goddess December 21, 2016

camel toe magnetism

the powerful force pulling a guys eyes toward a camel toe.

i couldn't even see what color that hotties hair was because she had such powerful camel toe magnetism.

by chuckybubbles March 27, 2010

animal fagnetism

A heterosexual's ability to attract the

attention of homosexuals.

John: Man,how come all these gay guys

are always checking me out?

Dave: It must be your ANIMAL FAGNETISM.

by B Cube June 4, 2005

sexual magnetism

The example of a sex god or goddess if you have great sexual magnetism you are the absolute best in bed

Logan had great sexual magnetism with me last night.

by Og_rapper February 22, 2017

Vagueism

a vague answer to a serious question

Girl: is it that you just don't care enough?
Guy: it's not that!
Girl: if it's not that then what?
Guy: i just have a lot on my mind
Girl: can you stop with the vagueisms

by Someone Cool1381 March 4, 2010