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Ricky: Oh no it’s.....
Will: That’s right the definition of value!
Ricky: NOOOOOOO
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Something entirely determined by how pristine you make the world for me and sex trophies.
Maybe that'll be my thing... "Inside the mind of the modern sociopath for the low, low value of $9.95 a month"
by Hym Iam April 3, 2022
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1 The number, vector, rotation, truth or others, that is sustained in a variable, possibly to be used in coding. 2 Love, care or anything about caring of anything, usually used in expressions "I give value to". 3 Number of dollars (or a national coin) to price a object that is orthy for a big or small price.
3 The value of this car is 50K dollars.
by rbet May 6, 2023
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Oh, God, wow. You are frustrating. Ok, so, if you can't see how it's wrong, I will explain it to you. Ok... You know what? I'm not going to insult you this time. I was going to insult you but I've been at this for 4 hours now and at least you made me think.
Hym "Ok... This:

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Is a hierarchy. You see it? You get it? I know it's a little crude but work with me here... So... to act you need a hierarchy of value. YOUR CLAIM is that the religious appiphony is that at the top of the HIERARCHY... There is not ONE thing... But MULTIPLE. So instead of THIS ☝️ It's THIS 👇

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And FOR SOME REASON... The MULTIPLE VALUES AT THE TOP... Don't need to be rank ordered. So, you say 'They're all equally valuable and constitute a unity at the top' but then you list several values within this 'unity' that consisted of 'Truth, Beauty, Justice, ect' but those aren't necessarily conceptually equivalent. 'Justice' is contingent on 'Truth.' For injustice to exist 2 things are required: A truth claim and an outcome that is non-concordant with the claim. 'Exploitation is bad (and therefore should not occur) + Exploitation is occurring = Injustice (literally)' And 'beauty' is inter-subjective and culture dependant. There are also some implicit assertions embedded in your claim, mainly, that the rank ordering HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE by the Abrahamic religions... FOR EVERYONE. There's more to unpack but my objection is this: That is God to you in the same way that the universe is God to a pantheist. And you're not wrong in saying it but it doesn't perfectly comport to the bible."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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So they have to add value... But not actual tangible value but rather they have to not mock retards for getting molested and if so they don't get credit for the value they add and none of the peripheral elements matter.
Hym "I'm adding the most value actually. I've literally replaced women entirely and we no longer need them to create labors. Now they are just pleasure tools for the fat-cocked and that's fine and we don't have to even talk about it or think about it. We just need to not pay the creator of AI because he won't stop talking about it and then everything is fine. We're fine. Eeeeeverything is hunky dory."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
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Value Vampire

Value Vampire - A person who when present, sucks all of the value out of a room.
Owen, Tom and Jordan are together having a great time and are all adding value to each others mood. James arrives on the scene and unbalances the harmony by not adding any value at all and in fact sucking some of the value out of the situation and everyones mood.

When James leave's Owen might say to Tom and Jordan: "I'm Glad James is gone, he is such a value vampire". The mood would then improve as value is replenished.
by PaperBiiiiitch September 28, 2011
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value-wipe

when you blow your nose on a piece of tissue and then wipe your ass with the same tissue.
Devon was running low on cash, so when he had diarrhea during allergy season, he had to value-wipe to get by.
by bjergen August 11, 2006
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