undershit

The term 'Undershit' refers to the underlying shit-current
that flows below a shit-tsunami (or shitnami). The 'Undershit' has been scientifically proven by scientists at Harvard (the most expensive and therefore best university there is) University to be the driving force behind some of the world's most devastating shit-tsunamis. Trailer Park Supervisor of the Year James 'Jim' Lahey has been a pioneer in the field of undershit research although his at first inquisitive probings have since turned militant. Undershit currents were responsible for the deaths of 15000 unsuspecting trailer park residents in Nova Scotia last year alone.

"You grew up as a little shit-spark from the old shit-flint. And then you turned into a shit-bonfire and then driven by the winds of your monumental ignorance, you turned into a raging shit-firestorm. I’m going to unleash a shitnami tidal wave that’ll engulf you and extinguish your shit-flames forever. And with any luck, you’ll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shit-waves."

by Timmmmmmmmmj December 3, 2007

undershare

Providing too little information or context when blogging or tweeting. With the ubiquitous status updates on Facebook and Twitter, people forget that it can be helpful to provide enough context for a message to be meaningful. So, ironically, while people tend to overshare, they also undershare at the same time!

Guy 1: I got a tweet last night from Jim, he said, "this is so effing great!"
Girl 1: I saw that, too. Why does he constantly undershare?!
Guy 1: Probably wasn't that great.

by Chuco the driver January 17, 2011

undersharing

The state when one feels less involved in posting stuff on social media than one desires to, frequency-wise or volume-wise, usually in order to overly express one's self or to fulfill a business need, thus experienced by extroverts and business people.

OMG I'm undersharing. I forgot to mention what I ate on Twitter.

by Nikos Bilalis March 24, 2010

Undershaft

1.)n. The trap door or pit in a theatrical space. Typically used to house the orchestra.

2.)n. The fold of skin connecting the balls and the shaft of the penis.

My underdshaft has some floral smegma around it.

Sometimes it's fun to get a hummer in the undershaft of a theatre. Most people find it fun to get a hummer anywhere. I like the undershaft.

by Major Barbara February 15, 2010

underskirt

A slip is a woman's undergarment worn beneath a dress or skirt to help it hang smoothly and to prevent chafing of the skin from coarse fabrics such as wool. Slips are also worn for warmth, and to protect fine fabrics from perspiration.

Guy : "You could see her pink underskirt hanging below the hemline"
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Mom : "Monica what will you be wearing for the dance today ?"
Monica : "Planning to wear the cream long dress, mom"

Mom : "Thats nice, but remember to wear a underskirt as it is a bit transparent"
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Principal : "Girls should wear underskirts with their dresses for modesty"

by Gennylk July 2, 2007

undership

Shipment of not enough of a quantity or number of goods

I hope they don't undership that book.

by IAmOmar May 13, 2016

Undershot

The sight of a man(nude) from his back side while bent over, exposing his testicles and hairy anus. Typically occurs inadvertently while adult movies are being filmed at certain angles. A very disturbing and surprising image if not expected; adult films should be required to give a 5 second or longer warning prior to displaying an undershot.

Derek: "Traci, check out this porn."

Traci: "Oh my god, look at that undershot!"

by webebloopin December 27, 2009