undershit

The term 'Undershit' refers to the underlying shit-current
that flows below a shit-tsunami (or shitnami). The 'Undershit' has been scientifically proven by scientists at Harvard (the most expensive and therefore best university there is) University to be the driving force behind some of the world's most devastating shit-tsunamis. Trailer Park Supervisor of the Year James 'Jim' Lahey has been a pioneer in the field of undershit research although his at first inquisitive probings have since turned militant. Undershit currents were responsible for the deaths of 15000 unsuspecting trailer park residents in Nova Scotia last year alone.

"You grew up as a little shit-spark from the old shit-flint. And then you turned into a shit-bonfire and then driven by the winds of your monumental ignorance, you turned into a raging shit-firestorm. I’m going to unleash a shitnami tidal wave that’ll engulf you and extinguish your shit-flames forever. And with any luck, you’ll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shit-waves."

undershit by Timmmmmmmmmj December 3, 2007

undersmile 

Euphemism for vagina. Coined by Joy in the TV comedy "My Name Is Earl".

Joy: "We gotta work backwards. Like when you rewound that videotape to see if Sharon Stone really flashed her undersmile."

With "flashed her undersmile", Joy is referring to the film Basic Instinct, specifically the scene where Catherine Tramell (Sharon Stone) distracts her interrogators by uncrossing her legs to reveal a lack of underwear.

undersmile by dee kay April 14, 2008

underslicer

When the urethral opening of male genitalia is elongated and extends down the head of the penis. due to this sick deformed abomination of a penis, any fluid secreted will simply drip down like a leaking faucet.

Carson: " dude what the fuck's wrong with your dick?"

Nick: "I thought everyone had one like this..."

Carson: "No you sick bastard! You have an underslicer!"

underslicer by anuscrab December 26, 2011

Underbite Chia 

Someone who has a major underbite with crooked teeth. And chia pet hair.

Wow! what an underbite chia you are!

Underbite Chia by shrogor cheet January 8, 2020

underside 

same thing as taint, gooch, etc.

it's the patch of skin between the balls and asshole. girls have one as well but it's not as funny.

it was so hot out my underwear was soaking up all the sweat from my underside.

underside by Feve July 25, 2011

undershirt 

1. what manuel neuer never fails to wear on pitch.

2. it is the teasingly thin cotton shirt usually seen worn by usually hot-the-ones-you-fancy footballers underneath their jerseys.

3. it is the very thing that most fans(girls) hate to see once the footballers pull off the shirts after the match.

4. it can be used as a test to see if a girl is straight or not. nuff said!

...after a germany game...

fangirl 1: hey look manu is pulling off his shirt! urgghh what's that thing he's wearing?

fangirl 2: why it's the undershirt!

fangirl 1: but he usually wears long-sleeved. i don't get why is it even necessary...

fangirl 2: yeah manu is mean. he needs to start attending the fanservice lesson.

fangirl 1: he so does. undershirt must be banned!

...both fangirl 1 and fangirl 2 started to appreciate schweini...

undershirt by inlovewithneuer September 2, 2010

underquited love 

Noun. A romantic entanglement in which one person loves the other to a lesser degree.

John: I asked her to marry me because I want her in my life forever; she kind of shrugged and said she would think about it. It's underquited love.

underquited love by Al666in October 28, 2013