twitterletariat

The ordinary folks on Twitter. Everyone else on Twitter aside politicians, celebrities, ideologues and the twitterati

Lecturer : “No one believes 45 and the garbage he spews”

Student: “Large numbers of the twitterletariat do, Sir!”

Teacher: “Large numbers of what?”

(Everyone in class burst out laughing)

by luvoski November 4, 2018

twittershit

a dumbass

I can't believe you just did that, you twittershit!

by RotNWang December 3, 2003

twitterlating

sordid tweets in the middle of the night

She/he has a "headache" so I spent the night twitterlating under the covers. Please retweet.

by Davidch999 February 26, 2013

Twitterliterate

Being well-versed in the new language, slang and hashtags commonly used in the social media world of Twitter.

"Finally, I have mastered how to properly tweet! I am now fully Twitterliterate!" exclaimed Toks, joyfully.

by homopinionation April 21, 2013

twitterlet

A status update sent to one or more social networking sites while sitting on a toilet. See also flushdate

I just sent a twitterlet so all my twitter followers would know what I was up to while I was dropping a log in the throne.

by nowayjoseolay September 1, 2009

Twittershots

What happens when you post a funny, cool, winning or failing video using a tweet and you ask your friends to tweet back a witty caption for it.

You tweet:

"Watch this guy's nuts get hit by a potato gun and tell me what you think. video.com/potatogunnutshot #Twittershots"

And people respond:

"That tater gun makes sure that that guy never gets tots someday! video.com/potatogunnutshot #Twittershots"

"Mashed Balls! video.com/potatogunnutshot #Twittershots"

etc, etc..

by Spinaroonie November 14, 2011

twittereputation

the estimation in which a person, particularly the female species, is held online (especially twitter); an important twitter code to live by for someone that is obsessed with his (her) followers

Even if you are the tasteless perpetrator, NEVER admit to any wrongdoing online that could damage your twittereputation. Immediately post an ambigutweet to throw them off the scent.

#twittereputation

by paperld July 15, 2011