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twenty pence piss

Refers to the cost of peeing in a train station toilet, for which you will invariably be charged twenty pence to gain entry. Rhymes with "twenty pence piece".
"I was desperate to pee, but my train wasn't due to leave for a while, so I had to fork out for a twenty pence piss!"
by brosephkirk January 11, 2012
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Tweetyween

Tweetyween is an international festival where Tweetybirds are praised. In certain cultures there is a tradition of dressing in creepy costumes that look like little birdies. The preparation and consumption of so-called "Tweetywiches" is also a very common ritual, especially in Frankfurt am Main. The popular Tweetyween festival takes place on May 27th every year.
"Happy Tweetyween!"
by SylvesterTweety June 13, 2021
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Hang Twenty

When a dog goes 'all out' on a surfboard, typically with all twenty toes 'hanging' on the front edge.
Spuds MacKenzie really knows how to hang twenty on those waves.
by Spuds MacKenzie November 14, 2018
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Twenty One Pilots

Two guys from central Ohio, Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun, that make some of the most amazing music that will ever grace your ear drums. They don't want to be heard, they want to be listened to. If you're looking for a crazy, high evolvement concert with plenty of sweat to go around and crowd surfing galore, by all means, go to their next show!

From their website:
"Basically, we are all responsible for the preservation of our personal joy; but happiness is different. Joy is not circumstantial, happiness is. You can be depressed and still have joy. You can be suicidal and still have joy. We all stop thinking and we all stop talking and we all stop sharing and we all stop creating, because by doing any of these things we quickly find out just how unhappy we are. But that's ok. That's normal. Don't let the fear of unhappiness cripple your pursuit of finding what it is you believe. Since joy is found in belief, we all have to push through unhappiness to find joy. Basically."

Check them out at twentyonepilots.com
Human #1: Did you guys go to the Twenty One Pilots Show on November 19, 2011?
Human #2: YEAH! THEY SOLD OUT THE WHOLE NEWPORT MUSIC HALL!

Human #3: My shirt is still wet from everyones sweat.
by SarahTurvy November 20, 2011
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twentysome

sexual intercorse involving 20 participants
aka an orgy
some of the football team and the cheer squad got together for a twentysome
by so!id December 20, 2008
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Twenty One Pilots

A band containing two people that make music with happy melodies yet emo, heartbreaking lyrics. Do not fit to any genre of music, and will have you sitting on a rainbow for one song and riding through the fiery depths of hell on a tricycle in the next. A name that can and will never be spelled with the number 21. A fandom in which everyone refers to lead singer Tyler Joseph as a "smol bean" and drummer Josh Dun as a "cinnamon roll".
"You should listen to Twenty One Pilots!"
"Oh, what genre is it?"
"I'm gonna go."
by emodemon February 29, 2016
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freshman twenty

Also known as the "Freshman Fifteen," this refers to weight (typically 10-15 lbs 5-7kg) that first-year college undergrads often gain. The process is multifactorial, but contributing factors include:

1) Greasy dorm cafeteria food.
2) The readily available pizza and fast food in most college towns.
3) Being forced to eat 3 large meals a day, rather than being free to graze.
4) The fact that many Freshmen who did participate in sports in high school do not continue with their athletics in college.
5) Increased alcohol consumption (alcohol has 100-200 calories per drink, more for sugary liqeurs like Irish Creme).
Incoming Freshmen who are concerned about the Freshman twenty should talk to a doctor or nutritionist to learn about helpful tips for avoiding weight gain.
by DocLightning June 13, 2004
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