twatt

An idiot who uses the pointless twitter.
Not to be confused with just a twat, an extra t is used to complement with the double t used in twiiter

man 1- i just got a twiiter!
man 2- You twatt. -_-

by jinxed_007 May 16, 2009

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... (n.)if you don't know that a "twatt" is the proper term for vagina then what the hell is wrong with you?
(adj.)funny, disgusting, or also could be dirty/messy, something that reminds you of a vagina
(v.)to enter something into the vaginal canal; masturbation; thrusting an object in the vagina

(n.)I'm sorry guys, I have to itch my twatt.
(adj.)Her hair was twatt today.
(v.)Bill, you might not want to touch that pencil I left on your desk, I twatted it last night after you left the office.

by Annie March 01, 2005

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a cooking appliance used to cook wordwaffels/word or oddly shaped wordtoast/word, beckons to steal your wordcutlery/word. Also used as transportation to foreign contries

I licky-lickyeed the twat so it stole my cutlery and.. broke my window. And then it went to france for some wordfreedome fries/word

by DarkFoxFurre May 13, 2003

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twatt swatter

the female equivalent of a cock blocker

Jessica: so mike what do you like to do for fun?
then suddenly Lisa comes from across the bar
Lisa: so Jessica how's your aids?
Jessica: Ugh total twatt swatter

by Mr. guy defining this word May 18, 2009

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