Turfmonster

The act of taking something good and, with good intentions, destroying it by making it completely unusable.

I used to go to Turfmonster.com until the idiot operators at turfmonster turfmonstered the website.

by Blank77 May 19, 2009

turdroller

Lazy person, shiftless.

Tyrone has a bad work ethic. He wouldn't even make a good roller in a turd factory.

by Richard Black February 27, 2005

Turror

The only way George W. Bush can pronounce the word "Terror".

I will stop this turror right now!

by IrishBandageMan May 22, 2006

turfmop

Of or pertaining to a “moppy” and volumous bush enerapping well-manicured snatch.

BRAD: Yo Chad m’dude what’s up?
CHAD: Not much brother, you?
B: Just getting ready for my date with Avery. Definitely gonna hit that tonight after I dab on her ass.

C: Bro I high key heard that she has a gnarly turfmop.

B: Dude! What the hell is that?
C: What the fuck you don’t know what a turfmop is you fucking beta.

by Foreskin4000 August 4, 2018

turkfro

The thick black fro of a turk

Oli: Woah Nursu, that is a serious turkfro
Nursu: I know, I shed everywhere and no bike helmets fit me!

by bobswarleyman123 November 8, 2020

Turdros Adhanom

The piece of shit who has served since 2017 as Director-General of the World Health Organization.

Turdros Adhanom is China's puppet

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 13, 2021

torfro

Exsessive hair on a man's torso such as thick chest hair, jutting out with afro-like qualities. May include back hair.

The pool party turned sour once the guests caught a glimpse of Jim's pasty white skin and unkempt torfro!

by SpongeSlob CrappyPants December 21, 2008