turfmop

Of or pertaining to a “moppy” and volumous bush enerapping well-manicured snatch.

BRAD: Yo Chad m’dude what’s up?
CHAD: Not much brother, you?
B: Just getting ready for my date with Avery. Definitely gonna hit that tonight after I dab on her ass.

C: Bro I high key heard that she has a gnarly turfmop.

B: Dude! What the hell is that?
C: What the fuck you don’t know what a turfmop is you fucking beta.

by Foreskin4000 August 4, 2018

Turfmonster

The act of taking something good and, with good intentions, destroying it by making it completely unusable.

I used to go to Turfmonster.com until the idiot operators at turfmonster turfmonstered the website.

by Blank77 May 19, 2009

turfmonster

a person who dominates out on the soccer field, with many skills that their peers are very jealous of, and from a viewing point is way better then everyone else, and grabs everyones attention. she also is very attractive

woah look at that girl she is a turfmonster!

by sammy9298 June 12, 2005