turfmop

Of or pertaining to a “moppy” and volumous bush enerapping well-manicured snatch.

BRAD: Yo Chad m’dude what’s up?
CHAD: Not much brother, you?
B: Just getting ready for my date with Avery. Definitely gonna hit that tonight after I dab on her ass.

C: Bro I high key heard that she has a gnarly turfmop.

B: Dude! What the hell is that?
C: What the fuck you don’t know what a turfmop is you fucking beta.