Tubthumping

Not to be confused with the song, Tubthumping is the act of running around your town and punching obese people

Carl: Hey you wanna go tubthumping later?
Jerry: Yes, I’d love to!

by AdolfMullato June 8, 2018

Tubthumping

"When you take a dump in the shower and it lands with such impact that it creates a thumping sound." Tubthumping.

"Did you see the state of Gary at the weekend? He's such a tubthumper."

Past tense: Tubthumped.
Future tense: Will tubthump.

I accidentally mixed up my medication and laxatives, found myself tubthumping for a good few minutes.

by Chumbawamba on laxatives January 7, 2023

Tubthumping Drinking Game

I am sorry since I am under the influence of the tubthumping game and will fix this later. Invented by Ian O'Hara and Craig Stephenson and first tested by Ian from Roskie 927, Craig from Roskie 915, and Aaron from Roskie 914 at Montana State University-Bozeman on Cinco de Mayo 2008. This is a potent game of drinking, in which, if you recall from the song by Chumbawumba, "Tubthumping" takes in order, a whiskey drink, a vodka drink, a lager drink, and a cider drink. You must take these drinks in shots in turn with the song. This happens twice during the song and equals about just under 5 standard drinks in around 4 minutes. Even though Ian thought a standard drink must be taken for all of the drinks and Craig felt a shot was a necessary fit to the game, Craig was correct in that there isn't enough time to finish a full beer and cider for one and anymore alcohol in this time will provide a rough time. Craig wins in this case, as it gets the "Regular Joe" pretty messed up and is a lot of fun if it doesn't kill you. I hope you try the "Tubthumping Game" and think its a good one as it spreads across America. Thanks and have a good one in your "Tubthumping" escapades.

The Tubthumping Drinking Game is a fun game for all. In order, you take a whiskey drink, you take a vodka drink, you take a lager drink, and you take a cider drink as the song sings it. Have fun in honor of Craig and Ian.

by Ian O'Hara May 6, 2008

Tub Thumping

A rascal of a man who runs down the street banging his penis on dustbin lids.

Have you heard the one about Tub Thumping?
No! well he hasn't been down your way yet.

by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 12, 2007

Tub Thumping

When you're in the tub with your significant other, and one of you shoved your big toe up the other's asshole.

It was just an ordinary bath until Susan decided to start tub thumping Derek.

by Judelerr May 9, 2018

Tub Thumping

Rhythmic sound coming from a tub.

Man i had the worst time last night, there was a loud tub thumping in the tub. Then i got knocked down, but i got up again dont worry, it wont ever keep me down.

by Annenesia July 18, 2023

turdhumping

it is what it is.... having sex with a turd

I swear Melvin must have been turdhumping because from the belly button down he smelled like shit

by onlycass August 6, 2010