Teetles

The tits of a flat chested girl, most often refered to as the "mosquito bite"

due, check out her chest, shes got fucking teetles

by Drunken Kareoke Master January 26, 2007

tweetle beetle

A rare species of a beetle which is found in East Doodleland off the coast of Greenland. It eats penguin fetuses and they often perform complicated mating ritual where two male rivals fight each other to the death by using paddles in puddles, in bottles, on a poodle, eating noodles. It was discovered by the famous explorer Bob Ross DCCCXC. This great discovery was portrayed in Dr. Seuss' renowned book "Fox in Sox". A great expedition to find this species was attempted in 1863 to find the Tweetle Beetle again, but was promptly failed due to weather conditions, mealstorms, and the lacking of the geographical maps that portray Doodleland. Because of this, many people believe that the Tweetle Beetle is just a myth made up by sailors.

Despite the popular belief, scientific evidence proves that Tweetle Beetles do exist. Thank you all for spending your time of this quite pointless endeavor.

by QuestionBear August 18, 2017

treeple

An abreviation of Tree-People, used to refer to the shadowy figures meth addicts see when they get paranoid.

Treeples are very adept at hiding from you, but never come close enough to give you a good look. They follow you from tree to tree from a distance.

by Dagny Taggart January 29, 2008

Teetle

Slang term for urination

If I don't teetle soon, we're going to have a mess on our hands.

by Nubblies.net August 12, 2004

tweetlessness

When you can't sleep because you are trying to think of things to twitter the next day.

"Dude, you look tired..." "Yeah, I was up all night--tweetlessness..."

by FitzLovin' May 28, 2009

Emily Treeless

The dumbest fuck you will ever see on this planet

Emily Treeless is a dumb fuck

by Barney_The_Rat October 17, 2020

tweetle

to post your first and last tweet, and then wish you never opened a Twitter account altogether.

I just tweetled, that's the last time I ever use Twitter.

by Twitler April 1, 2009