treeple 

An abreviation of Tree-People, used to refer to the shadowy figures meth addicts see when they get paranoid.

Treeples are very adept at hiding from you, but never come close enough to give you a good look. They follow you from tree to tree from a distance.

treeple by Dagny Taggart January 29, 2008

threeple 

Three-person couple.

The threeple had another romantic weekend for three.

threeple by themillieship November 22, 2011

CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple)

Congi Reptile Tweeple. First defined by Dr Subramainan Swamy. They are those slimy twitter users who crawl out of city sewers who abuse Dr Swamy & his patriotic followers for Rs 100/tweet. They are usually hired by Vishkanya goons.

Hey look there goes fatso CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple) G Surya & Joydas! Wonder how they crawl back into the sewer after tweeting trash for Rs 100.

CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple) by ugra July 3, 2012

tweeple

People who use twitter.com.

All the lonely tweeple, where do they all come from? All the lonely tweeple, where do they all belong?

tweeple by BrianBCarter April 16, 2008

treeplanter 

20-something hippies who go out to the boonies to make the Earth a better place.

Copious amounts of drugs are smoked, inhaled and ingested, yet never injected.

They get up when it's -5, put on their dirtiest clothes, overeat and travel by bus for 45 minutes listening to crazy loud techno and other indie music. Then once they get to their "block" they bag up hundreds of trees and walk around an ugly, undeveloped, uncleared plot of land with a shovel. These people turn off their brains and throw trees into the ground at starting rates of 7 cents per tree.

Some people make money, most don't. Some people enjoy becoming one with nature, and the others get left behind.

Sitting around complaining about the terrain, the weather, the quality of tree, the price, the food, the accommodation, is a common occurrence.

These are true hippies. They are independant, easy-going, agreeable, drug-fueled intellectuals.

Billy is veteran treeplanter and he loves abusing his body 2 months out of every year so he can hitch hike the rest of the year.

Billy bags up, smokes a bowl and comes back 30 minutes later knowing he made 200 bucks.

Billy comes back to camp, smokes a bowl and eats dinner.

Billy sits around a campfire trading drug stories and drinking before sleeping in his tent.

treeplanter by stephie-poos March 24, 2010

Treeper 

A guy who has a crush on a girl, so he is always doing really creepy stuff to help her be cause he wants to look good in front of her. Basically, a cross between a trooper and a creeper (NOT THE KIND IN MINECRAFT).

Trooper: a person who is always willing to help
For example;
Teacher: Are there any volunteers to bring the attendance down?
Mike: Sure, I'll do it!

Teacher: Wow Mike! Thanks for being a real trooper!

Girl: Teacher's pet!

Creeper: A person (usually a guy) who has a crush on another person (usually a girl) and does a lot of creepy things to get his/her attention.
For example;
Girl 1: OMG, do you see the way that dude keeps looking at you? What a freak.
Girl 2: I know. I think that dude has a crush on me, he's such a creeper.

Girl 1: Does anyone have a pen I could borrow?
Treeper: (running from across the room) SURE! I've got a pen! Pick mine! I warmed it up in my hands, just for you!
Girl 1: Ugh, ok...
Girl 2: Don't take his pen. That dude is such a treeper!

Treeper by Pacific Liberator March 26, 2015

Teeples 

A rare penile infection in which the penis becomes lopsided, shrinks and develops sores and warts. This is typically caused by an extreme case of excessive masturbation.

I heard tom caught Teeples, damn now no bitch is going to fuck him

Teeples by Lickumup December 15, 2017