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Fat, someone who smokes weed, and can't get any girls expect desperate hoes. He forces girls on his dick, because nobody wants it. Trestle has a chode
Did you see trestles dick he has a nasty chode
trestle by Truth8900 December 29, 2014
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Blow job on HWY 2 between Everett and Lake Stevens.
Michelle gave a trestle to her husband on the drive home.
Trestle by Fall Ball Darren September 16, 2017
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California Trestle 

A threesome with the act of a male putting his penis between a female's thighs directly under the vagina while penetrating the third partner (male or female).
I had a threesome with these two girls and I did the California Trestle
California Trestle by Corey Hole January 11, 2012
To tressle is to tickle the underside of a ballsack with a light flutter of the fingers.
Ex. 1 "Would you prefer I firmly grip your balls or should I tressle them?"
Ex. 2 "I just recently added tressling into my blow job routine"
Ex. 3 "Everyday I'm tressling"
Tressle by merriamtrapster April 9, 2016

trestling 

A recreational pastime involving drug-induced positioning of one's body directly underneath the rail supports of a railroad trestle, exactly timed to coincide with the passing of a freight train overhead.

The resulting effect is that of experiencing a passing freight train from a position a foot or two beneath the rails upon which the train passes. The resulting vibration and noise is traditionally enjoyed during night-time while under the effect of psychodelic mushrooms or other hallucinogen. As the train approaches, the increasing noise and vibration, coinciding with the shifting headlights and roar of the train whistle adds to the effect. Other variants include hanging by the hands from individual railroad ties while the train passes.

Originated by students of Texas State University, formerly Southwest Texas State University, of San Marcos Texas, using a railroad trestle approximately five miles north of town on the road to Five Mile Dam.
So dude, we went out towards Lexington on FM 969 with our nine-irons and some golf balls, picked some shrooms, knocked 'em back with a bottle of Ranch dressing, then when our gums were tingling good we went out trestling at Five Mile. It was a wicked rush!
trestling by Bibbity-Bip September 1, 2006

TWESTLEY 

Adj. "Trifling." Trivial. Of little consequence. Ineffectual.
That woman is so TWESTLEY that she immerses herself in the activities of all of her employees and coworkers.
TWESTLEY by Carmen San Diego June 8, 2005
Tresley, she is such a good friend. She will light up your day. She is wacky and weird and not afraid to show it. She will always be by your side. And she will love you till you die. If you meet a Tresley you will be lucky.
Popular girl- “ Wow she is so wacky that has to be a Tresley. “
Tresley by Dancing frog November 25, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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