A person who has an intimate relationship with their toilet. The Lutfiye breed of toileteers often cannot think of anything but their toilets. Toileteers spend long hours sitting on their toilet, while eating peaches, sending text messages, or browsing through some otherwise useless reading materials. A true toileteer often dreams of running through green pastures with their toilet by their side.
See also: toilet texting, toilet noob, toilet gamer, toilet emo, lutfiye toilet epiphany
See also: toilet texting, toilet noob, toilet gamer, toilet emo, lutfiye toilet epiphany
by America's Angel November 14, 2010
Get the Toileteer mug.1. an attorney practicing no fault insurance defense "law" in New York state 2. any practicing attorney who knows, or should know, that his or her practice of the law has no redeeming social value whatsoever and is sucking the life out of business or society as a whole 3. an attorney, regardless of where they went to law school, who has done something in public to bring additional shame to a profession that is already in the gutter.
1. No fault ID "lawyers" are toileteers 2. that attorney is a scum sucking, mouth breathing toileteer 3. Howard K. Stern is a toileteer.
by Toilet and Proud December 12, 2008
Get the toileteer mug.Related Words
Don,t sleep with him, he has a toiletdick
by randalltxk December 9, 2010
Get the toiletdick mug.Someone who is known to let Catmandoo's own him. Usually caused by ToiletDuck eating or perhaps watching his kitty, while Catmandoo kills him.
by Marc March 17, 2005
Get the ToiletDuck mug.I took a toiletdozer in the Jefferson's house and found out that their sinks were spewing shit for a whole week
by Dick Van Donkeyshlong April 24, 2014
Get the toiletdozer mug.by grendle100 November 4, 2017
Get the Toiletodor mug.by Thiboz October 30, 2018
Get the Toileter mug.