An Earth receptacle for depositing waste, used by earthlings to "Poop"
Also used by earth children to hide important human objects like "keys" and "wallets"
Also used by earth children to hide important human objects like "keys" and "wallets"
It is very important to tell the earthlings your urge to use the toilet to "poop", this convinces the humans that you are also an earthling.
Dearest human friend, my sphincter is beginning to part ways, please direct me to your nearest toilet so that I may place my poop in to it.
Dearest human friend, my sphincter is beginning to part ways, please direct me to your nearest toilet so that I may place my poop in to it.
by A Human who is not alien. June 16, 2018
Get the Toiletmug. Adam is so full of shit nobody wants to have to do anything with him. The only one left now to take his shit is his toilet.
by MiniMii July 22, 2012
Get the Toiletmug. A place for relief of bodily waste out of the anus of the butt. It is usually a low white porcelain "seat" in which you can safely "drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool." <-- this expression can be used to explain politely that you have to do your business.
"Excuse me John, ill be back in a few i just have to drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool."
"Man i had to flush that toilet three times and it nearly sent off the smoke alarm."
"Man i had to flush that toilet three times and it nearly sent off the smoke alarm."
by Meech March 28, 2005
Get the Toiletmug. 
by 😃😃😃 July 2, 2015
Get the Toiletmug. 