Timbered

1. To be so drunk that you feel like you are about to fall like a freshly chopped tree.

2. To be so drunk that you feel about as good as that Ke$ha and Pitbull song.

Simon: Man we should drink tonight!

Brendon: Yeah man! It's going down, we're getting timbered!

by SD and BB December 4, 2013

Lady Timer

This simply is a tool to time your ladies. Hence Lady Timer. Can be anything from a piece of paper to your mobile phone when used to time dates.

Dude1: "Look lets steal this nerds calendar"

Dude2: "Yeah. Why the hell would he need a Lady Timer"?

by Don Frye February 3, 2010

Short Timers Disease

The inability to care about your job or that of your co-workers when your departure from your place of employment is imminent. Symptoms include some or all of the following: coming in late; making excuses to leave early; an ever-lengthening lunch hour; cleaning your desk weeks or even months in advance of said departure; treating co-workers like crap because you are leaving and they are staying; telling everyone and anyone who does or does not care about the details or the new job.

Man does Steve has a bad case of Short Timers Disease.
Short time, Short Timer

by Fernshouse June 6, 2016

short timer syndrome

The behaviors that kick in when you are about to leave something, usually a job. There are two facets, one is that all of the little crap that you've been ignoring and tolerating starts driving you crazy. The other is the idea that you're leaving anyway so you can get away with anything.

The accountant with short timer syndrome was thinking about wearing flip flops to work during his last two weeks before starting a new job. And the short timer in Ann Arbor, about to move to Buffalo had to resist the urge to strangle all of the smug half-wit aging hippies.

by franmarta March 22, 2013

Timberella

A bad ass bitch of a princess who lives in the woods, and cuts trees for a living.

"I was out on a hike yesterday and out of nowhere comes Timberella wearing a pair of sexy assless chaps, wielding a chainsaw. Man, I hope Disney makes a movie about her soon."

by "Cronky" April 14, 2017

timepetals

The name for the canon ship on BBC’s “Doctor Who” between the Doctor (Christopher Eccleston, David Tennant, Matt Smith, Peter Capaldi, Jodie Whittaker, and most recently Ncuti Gatwa) and their companion, Rose Tyler (Billie Piper).

It’s often used in the context of shipping Rose with any of the Doctors, not just a specific one (in that case it would usually be called NineRose, TenRose, TentooRose, ElevenRose, etc.).

Explanation for the ship name: “Time” for the Doctor since they travel through time in the TARDIS, and “petals” for Rose because her name is also the name of a flower.

Me: I love Timepetals! It’s one of the best ships in all of Doctor Who.
Whovians : Yes!!

by sophie 🪐 July 12, 2022

Timera

Absolutely beautiful girl/woman with a nice shaped, large butt and an hourglass figure. Friendly personality but will ruin your life if you mess with her. Sex goddess,is loyal and knows how to love.

Bro she's alright but not as good as Timera man

by Thedanknamedefiner June 25, 2017