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Thneed

A fine thing all people need. Created by The Onceler in The Lorax, it was made using the leaves of Truffula Trees. It sold for 3.98 (in what is assumed to be american dollars), and served many different purposes. It could be a pillow, rug, scarf, hat, carpet, bird nest, hammock, diaper, sponge, rug, the list goes on!
Everybody needs a Thneed!
by Delighten D.N November 21, 2022
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thneed

An item, according to Dr Suess, which is most definately required.
You need a thneed.
by Raphael January 15, 2003
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Thneed

A thneed is a useless piece of cloth made by the onceler thneeds use a lot of trees, so the lorax disapproves
Amna: "Everybody needs a thneed"
by Aik0 November 5, 2019
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thneedery

Taking an article of clothing and styling it in ways it is not originally intended, i.e. like a thneed from the Lorax film
The way Sarah used her scarf to make a top is such a blatant act of thneedery
by Meghantron November 28, 2021
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thneedville

A hell hole where everything is made of plastic and there is no air and no trees just plastic ones
Goooooood Morning!
In Thneedville, It's a brand new dawn.
With brand new cars, and houses and lawns.

Here in got-all-that-we-need-ville.
In Thneedville, we manufacture our trees.

Each one is made in factories.
And uses 96 batteries!
In Thneedville, the air is not so clean.
So we buy it fresh.
IT COMES OUT THIS MACHINE!
It's Satisfactions-guaranteed-ville!
In Thneedville, we don't want to know

Where the smog and trash, and chemicals go.
I JUST WENT SWIMMING, AND NOW I GLOW!
In Thneedville we have fun year-round;

We surf and snowboard right in town.
We thank the Lord for all we've got,
Including this brand new parking lot!
PARKING LOT! Paaaarking lot!
Oh, look it's-
Aloysous O'Hare!
(Aloysius O'Hare!)
The man who found a way to sell air.
And became a zillionaire!
Everyone round here works for me.
I sell them something they can get for free.
We live in perfect harmony!
IN THNEEDVILLE!
IN THNEEDVILLE!
(hip hooray, hip hooray, hip hip hooray!)
In Thneedville, we love living this way.
It's like livin' in paradise!
IT'S PERFECT!
And that's how it will stay!
(oh yeah!)
Here in Love-The-Life-We-Lead-Ville,
Destined-To-Succeed-Ville,
We-Are-All-Agreed-Ville!
We're all we need in (*not sure)
Thhhhh-THNEEDVILLE!
by Colemichael16 February 25, 2017
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Threedating

A combination of the following words: Three and E-dating.
It occurs when three different human being e-date each other at the same time.
Ethan: I'm threedating Eren and Oscar, my life couldn't have been any better!
by erenxstorm February 9, 2021
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Thnee

The term used when the thigh blends right into the knee with no distinct separation. Similar to a (Kankle).
"She really shouldn't wear skirts shorter than her thnees."
by Suomiblue April 7, 2010
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