Thneed

A novelty item, made by the onceler 🥵🥵🥵
What is that?”
“Thats my thneed u uncultured swine
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Something all people need. Can be 1000 different things. Also kills trees. Mr lorax disapproves.
Dan: EVERYBODY NEEDS A thneed, a fine thing that all people need.
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“ you fucking thneed
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A fine thing all people need. Created by The Onceler in The Lorax, it was made using the leaves of Truffula Trees. It sold for 3.98 (in what is assumed to be american dollars), and served many different purposes. It could be a pillow, rug, scarf, hat, carpet, bird nest, hammock, diaper, sponge, rug, the list goes on!
Everybody needs a Thneed!
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A thneed is an indument that could be used in a thousand different ways

(It appears in The Lorax)
If a t-shirt can be turned into a top, that’s a thneed
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A thneed is a useless piece of cloth made by the onceler thneeds use a lot of trees, so the lorax disapproves
Amna: "Everybody needs a thneed"
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\"you need a thneed\" is simply a marketing statement by the character in the book. A thneed is not REALLY needed, but is nonetheless purchased in great quantities and manufactured in great quantities to the detriment of the environment.
by glenn4s September 25, 2003
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