Meat tent

A woman's fuck hole

Took her out back behind the bushes and pounded her meat tent in

by King Richard July 11, 2016

shit tent

A tent nominated by a group of campers for the sole purpose of pissing and shitting directly into it.
When one needs to shit, the usual procedure is to squat inside the tent with only your head sticking out the tent entrance (to avoid some of the smell). The person then proceeds to relieve themselves onto the tent floor.
Shit tents are usually erected out of convenience, due to a lack of proximity between the campsite and the nearest usable toilets.
After the group has finished camping, shit tents are sometimes burned down, causing an unimaginable stench.
Shit tents are often seen at UK festivals, much to the indignation of the poor cunts who have to clean it up afterwards.

"What's that smell?"
"Urgh, looks like those guys down there have set themselves up a shit tent"

by kzm193 May 27, 2019

Tentaspy

Cecaelian Frenchman with a penchant for Scouts and cigarettes. Commonly found in the sewers beneath 2Fort, this multi-limbed gentlemen is constantly on the hunt for a mate, oftentimes choosing a buck-toothed young man or, less commonly, a middle-aged German. Copulation usually involves some struggle, but the Tentaspy is built for this, with multiple tentacles made for lovin'. Once mating has been concluded, the Tentaspy may or may not snap the neck of, if not entirely devour, his mate, so that he leaves no evidence behind. Kinder Tentaspies may allow their partners to leave mostly unscathed, as they are believed to dislike wasting such a perfectly good piece of ass.

"If you're traversing the sewers and suddenly smell cigarettes and kalamari, you have most likely been spotted by a Tentaspy! Rape is imminent."

by UniqueScreenName November 12, 2009

tentist

a tentist is a person who puts up and installs tents

I got an amazing tent from the tent renters , the guys at that company are such amazing tentist

by thetentrenters March 20, 2011

Tentacular orgy

Orgy that includes a creature of myth or nightmares that has tentacles. A qualifying creature must have at least 4 tentacles. An example would be an octopus or kraken.

"I’d just had a tentacular orgy in a car beside a road, with vehicles whooshing by… This relationship was so complicated, so twilight zone, it needed an index and a map."

by reader of F March 21, 2023

tentabulge

The Troll version of a human Penis

Dave: so Karkat do you have a penis
Karkat: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PENIS? I HAVE A tentabulge

by Music Is My Escape January 10, 2015

Soaking Tent

When a guy cums before he even removes any clothing, thus rendering him with a "soaking tent"

Ben: I'm so content

Jayne: Don't get too content

(30 seconds later)

Ben: Can you excuse me, I need to use the bathroom. It appears that I have pitched a soaking tent

by gonzo89cb September 19, 2009