Tims 

1. Shoes that negroes wear with baggy jeans. Only worn by the upper echelon of negros.
2. Tim Hortons in Canada
3. The name of an asian boy because his parents do not understand english

I'm a negro. Black as the night. I'm gonna go wear some ugly ass yellow shit that don't even match the blue jeans and white T-shirt on my feet because the Tims were in the closest store without security cameras.

Tims by FaggotMagnet March 25, 2009

Tims 

an asain that runs CC and is not faster than heaton , and overlarged crackaddict who is Mormon,
Also gets pissed at people then runs faster..cant dance too..

oh look there goes Tims..

Tims by Sieczkowski September 15, 2004

TIMS 

Typical Ignorant Male Species

Friend 1: your brother thinks IVF should be illegal

Friend 2: he is such a TIMS!

TIMS by Salsom August 3, 2019

Tims 

Same as everyone else generally says, handsome, friendly, practically perfect in every way! only my name is Tim too.. But imagine what I’m like when I lose my shit to my alter ego. Murders, wars, cucks.. yep, Tim can be a bad ass too! Just saying!..

- Warning About Tims - read label before washing!
Wife(39)# Can’t believe u put the cat in the washing machine!.
Not her hubby# yes well, I was bullied at school sometimes when I wasn’t bullying others!
Wife(39)# anyway, I made u some lunch.
Not her hubby# Won’t ur ‘!real hubby!’ Tom mind?
Wife(39)# about what? Ur the only one who cares about such things! ..know our neighbour, Karren .A, whom ur fucking too right!?..

Not her hubby# ..yea.
Wife(39)# well she doesn’t care either does she!..
Not her hubby# …no, she hates cats! But She’s pretty straight for a raspberry split! ..And she woulda put more butter on my sammich too! and a pinch of salt!
Wife(39)# see! Told u! It’s only ever been about the sex! OK!

Not her hubby# well wtf didn’t anyone tell me? Why is everyone so jealous and such losers?? All this time I just thought u were angry and yelling at japs?!! I even became a Christian because of it, u just would not stop ‘Sccreaming’!? I thought u were possessed. I didn’t even know women don’t orgasm with men. I even pastor a small church because of the lies and abuse! But don’t worrie, None of the women are married, I made sure. I exorcised them all. 4our 8ours.. all is calm.

Tims by -dipshit November 20, 2022

Tims 

Short for Timberland boots

"Check out my new tims!"

Tims by eboshii January 17, 2023

tims old lady

Used after totally innocent phrases that could have sexual meanings to bag tims old lady

john - "Its kinda wet, but pick it up and we can all share it" rob - "tims old lady"

tims old lady by vaughan derrick February 5, 2008

Tims Rumpelkammer 

Tims Rumpelkammer, is a members-only private club originally set up by and for Colognes upper-class men in the 18th century, and popularised by upper middle-classmen and women in the late 19th century and early 20th century. Today, the club is more accommodating about the social status of their members. Many canditates outside cologne have tried to get into this legendary club, most of them failed to ever get a glimse of the inside.

Tims Rumpelkammer, the private Club steeped in Legend

Tims Rumpelkammer by international nightlife April 16, 2018