testify

To defile an object or area with your testicles.

That nekid dude just testified Boomhauer's forehead. See also, teabaggin'.

by don nalgotas September 7, 2005

Testify

To snitch

Did you testify? Yes i told the cops he stole those chips!

by lil caesar 305 November 15, 2019

Testify

Testify means lot's of things. It can be said almost in any situation. Nancy Grace is a fan of Testification. Testifying can mean you're trying to receive some justice (see receiving justice for more info). You're hitting on someone. You're trying to get laid. You're trying to tell someone what the fuck is up. You're trying to get belligerent drunk. You're trying this, trying that. Ect.

Person 1: Did you see Robert last night? He was definitely trying to testify.

Person 2: Oh do you think he received?

Person 3: Do I think? Shit, I know he did.

by jHoFoSho September 15, 2011

Testifying

The act of beating someone or something very badly.

Man, I'm so going to testify your anus!

by Igatona March 15, 2003

Testify

Elon is wasting your time. Elon IS NOT Hym. This is all just prolonging the inevitable.

Hym "What is there for Elon to testify about? Really. You're wasting your own and everyone else's time. Don't do something stupid and accidently kill yourself waiting for me to have a stroke."

by Hym Iam March 17, 2025

Testify

Breaking the G Code, Testifying in court, aka Snitching

guy one: yeah that nigga was boutta testify man
guy two: man fuck man

by Hooookh February 23, 2020

testify under oath

Where you **swear** to tell the truth.

Confused social-studies student: I was always under the impression that you're supposed to be polite and respectful whenever you in a court of law, not lace your language with profanity --- why should anyone be compelled to "swear" to tell the truth when he agrees to "testify under oath"???

by QuacksO August 31, 2018