shagmuffin

This is When you decide that you want to enhance your sexual experience by either,
1. shoving a muffin over your bell end or,
2.ramming a muffin up your vagina.

this sexual act is best when used with chocolate chip.
many men have died trying to perform this act. this is why many porn stars do not attempt it, and it is banned in 477 countries of the world.

i saw a guy who had shagmuffin. he was dead.
do you want shag muffin? yeah my bell end loves chocolate

by Lewis Trinder March 10, 2007

swagamuffin

a muffin who has swagga.

bitch don't take no shit, she's swagamuffin...better watch out!

by Snoppmuffin July 17, 2011

SHAGMUFFIN

someone you lust over or find very attractive
someone sexy as hell !
someone with a FINE ASS
someone who enjoys crazy wild sex

1: dude, Kitty is a SHAGMUFFIN, she's GORGEOUS !!

2: WOW look at that SHAGMUFFIN

3:Chris-"man, that girl lat nigh was such such a SHAGMUFFIN we were all over the plaice !!"
pat-" haha nice!, i'd SHAG her MIFFIN! hahah"

by Patrick Sheehan February 24, 2008

Swagamuffin

When McKenzie Doesn’t know her left from right or literally after any sentence, Swagamuffin!

“Wait is this left or right” “that’s left” “SWAGAMUFFIN!”

by Dweber August 31, 2022

slagamuffin

An older woman with dreadlocks who continues to attend festivals regularly, whoring herself out to younger men in a deluded attempt to cling tightly to her long-departed youth

"Shit! Is that woman kissing her son?!"

"Nah, she's just a proper slagamuffin. I think her son is stealing beer from that tent over there."

by Wictor Binzi September 26, 2012

Sagamuffin

Noun
A person with saggy, lackluster, tits

"Wow, look at that sagamuffin. She should really try investing in a bra."

by Kaisea October 9, 2008

Smegmuffin

A semen flavoured savoury delight from my basement

Hey dude, toss me...over one of those smegmuffins

by Fyfe August 30, 2003