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"stu·dent n.
One who is enrolled or attends classes at a school, college, or university."
A person of any age, starting from 17/18. Can continue to be named a student for a number of years after they graduate.
Someone who has left school, and moved on to the freedom of life without parents control, much time is spent watching daytime television, drinking alcohol (day and night) sleeping until 4, staying up after a night out until after dawn. Many students enjoy drinking games and sourcing the cheapest alcohol available in the cheaper establishments in the town.
Generally speaking, student days are when many have the largest disposable income of their life, large companies are willing to give students large amounts of money to fund their student days, much of this is spent on alcohol consumption. And beans.
Parents send children off to university in the hopes that they study under the belief that they will attend every lecture they have signed up to and take part in responsible drinking. In reality, a student arrives at university, commences drinking, continues to do so until drunk, following this, drinks some more, then upon waking up the following morning with a hangover attends lectures only occasionally in the following 3/4 years.
"stu·dent n.
One who is enrolled or attends classes at a school, college, or university."
A person of any age, starting from 17/18. Can continue to be named a student for a number of years after they graduate.
Someone who has left school, and moved on to the freedom of life without parents control, much time is spent watching daytime television, drinking alcohol (day and night) sleeping until 4, staying up after a night out until after dawn. Many students enjoy drinking games and sourcing the cheapest alcohol available in the cheaper establishments in the town.
Generally speaking, student days are when many have the largest disposable income of their life, large companies are willing to give students large amounts of money to fund their student days, much of this is spent on alcohol consumption. And beans.
Parents send children off to university in the hopes that they study under the belief that they will attend every lecture they have signed up to and take part in responsible drinking. In reality, a student arrives at university, commences drinking, continues to do so until drunk, following this, drinks some more, then upon waking up the following morning with a hangover attends lectures only occasionally in the following 3/4 years.
John's a student, he has no time for a job, he spends it all drinking.
James has no money... he's a student.
Paul and Mary were so proud of their daughter Jane at university, however every time they called, she slurred "I'm studying, I'll call you when I'm sober.. I mean, about to tuck in for the night, since I've got a lecture at nine in the morning"
James has no money... he's a student.
Paul and Mary were so proud of their daughter Jane at university, however every time they called, she slurred "I'm studying, I'll call you when I'm sober.. I mean, about to tuck in for the night, since I've got a lecture at nine in the morning"
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n. 1. One who pretends to study but either fails to complete assignments or fails turn the assignments in. 2. A lazy person who blames others for his or her "stolen" work. 3. A person who expects grades to be given to him or her because he or she cannot fail since he or she is an athlete. 4. A person who fails scholastically due to not turning in work and who's parent(s) enable his or her lack of work ethic by creating excuses for him or her. 5. (obsolete) A person who turns in each assignment and succeeds scholastically due to hard work, conscientiousness, and parents who have high expectations.
That kid is so lazy that it's obvious he's a student.
Her parents find an excuse for her to do what ever she wants because she is a student.
If he wasn't such a student, he wouldn't be such a failure.
She is a good student, and I mean that in the obsolete sense of the word.
Her parents find an excuse for her to do what ever she wants because she is a student.
If he wasn't such a student, he wouldn't be such a failure.
She is a good student, and I mean that in the obsolete sense of the word.
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Get the student mug.A stressed, anxious, and depressed person. They are usually young, but occasionally a person decides to continue being a student at an older age.
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Students come in three varieties: arts, corporate, and useful.
Arts students 'study' arts subjects. Note that they do not study art with the intention of creating it; rather, it is with the aim of appreciating it. With the odd exception like journalism (which is actually a pretty useful degree through which one can find meaningful employment) arts students give students in general a bad name. An arts degree is ridiculously easy to get (really, it is), so arts students do not have to do any form of study, or even attend lectures at all. Thus, they go around boozing, fucking, and bringing down the good name of serious students. They usually come from middle class backgrounds, and are merely attending university for the fun, as they will be able to secure a great job before they even get their degree due to mommy's connections.
The corporate student studies in areas such as law, commerce, and accountancy. They have a slightly greater need to attend lectures, but not so much as useful students. They keep the world economy running smoothly, and their degrees actually require some work and intelligence to obtain. They often come from a poor background, and wish to break free from a vicious cycle.
The useful student studies in an area such as science, engineering, or medicine. Degrees in these areas require quite a bit of work; as an added bonus, student must attend labs as well as lectures. In many cases, these students are motivated to make the world a better place, or to help others in a meaningful way. If not, then they simply wish to exercise their brains to the fullest.
After obtaining a degree, a student may opt to become a post-graduate, wherein they do some independant research under the supervision of a proffessor. Few students reach this stage, but those who do are often responsible for important new discoveries.
Students come in three varieties: arts, corporate, and useful.
Arts students 'study' arts subjects. Note that they do not study art with the intention of creating it; rather, it is with the aim of appreciating it. With the odd exception like journalism (which is actually a pretty useful degree through which one can find meaningful employment) arts students give students in general a bad name. An arts degree is ridiculously easy to get (really, it is), so arts students do not have to do any form of study, or even attend lectures at all. Thus, they go around boozing, fucking, and bringing down the good name of serious students. They usually come from middle class backgrounds, and are merely attending university for the fun, as they will be able to secure a great job before they even get their degree due to mommy's connections.
The corporate student studies in areas such as law, commerce, and accountancy. They have a slightly greater need to attend lectures, but not so much as useful students. They keep the world economy running smoothly, and their degrees actually require some work and intelligence to obtain. They often come from a poor background, and wish to break free from a vicious cycle.
The useful student studies in an area such as science, engineering, or medicine. Degrees in these areas require quite a bit of work; as an added bonus, student must attend labs as well as lectures. In many cases, these students are motivated to make the world a better place, or to help others in a meaningful way. If not, then they simply wish to exercise their brains to the fullest.
After obtaining a degree, a student may opt to become a post-graduate, wherein they do some independant research under the supervision of a proffessor. Few students reach this stage, but those who do are often responsible for important new discoveries.
I am a student, studying microbiology, biochemistry, and immunotechnology because I want to find the cure for AIDS. Don't hate me because I attend college.
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