squirtfriend

a friend, can’t be a lover of yours. Has to be a friend. Squirtfriend is a friend who helps you reach an orgasm.

We are not partners, there is nothing romantic going on between us, but my friend helps me reach an orgasm when i need it. If you have a legal squirtfriend, it is not considered cheating in a relationship.

by Ugabaguba February 17, 2023

squirtastic

A person so hot, they make any other person of either gender instantaniously squirt

Bitch was squirtastic like whoa!

by haimo February 12, 2008

squidfartz

Cartoonist, Cartoons -the ink-based work of an illustrator. Comes from the personal experience of cartoonist Scott Hart being ridiculed by classmates over his name... variations on which included "Snot Fart" and "Sqwat Farts". Later in life, working under the nom de plume "T. S. Hart" Squidfartz became the name of both the title and the main character of an autobigraphical weekly comic strip and unfinished book. Mr. Hart reasons this, "I wanted to coop the abuse I endured as a child and incorporate my self expression. I am a cartoonist. A squid would fart ink. I am squidfartz and this work I have drawn... these many pages... are nothing but my squidfartz".

query to a cartoonist- "How's it goin' Squidfartz?"

negative reference to artist- "He think's he's makin' important work -but it's nuthin but squidfartz, man."

artist addresses' own work- "Hey guys! seen this week's Squidfartz?"

by T. S. Hart October 18, 2004

squirtface

noun;; the face a person makes when they get a nice squirt to their face.. Sort of like fuckface. Its kind of a smirk and a surprised look ...a lil anger mixed with joy at the same time. Noun:; a person (male or female) who just got squirted in the face during great sex. noun:; a name calling gesture thats in a sort-of teasing manner.

1. OMG BABE !! I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT SQUIRTFACE YOU MADE LAST NIGHT .!!!! 2. ITS SO NICE TO MEET YOU, LETS GET TOGETHER AND EXCHANGE SQUIRT FACES. 3. DUDE, UR SUCH A SQUIRTFACE. 4. OOOHHH LEMME SEE UR SQUIRTFACE!

by Spookster322 March 12, 2015

squirtbortion

When a women squirts so hard it aborts her fetus

"He fucked me so good last night I had a squirtbortion!"

by SquirtNation April 4, 2023

Squirtatious

A woman that is eager to squirt on you

First time i banged her she squirted on me like a slip n slide...she's SO squirtatious!

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O August 22, 2016

squirtarita

1 part tequila and 1 part squirt. It's a poor man's Margarita. Technically it's a simplified version of a classic Paloma, which is Grapefruit Soda, Lime Juice, and Tequila.

I would like a refreshing Squirtarita, por favor.

by Rev Jenkins July 11, 2020