spon

Short form of "sponsor".

Friend: Wanna go for lunch tomorrow?
Me: I don't have enough money, you spon me?
Friend: Eh...

by allegedlyeverything July 19, 2021

spon

to share something; commonly used for cigarettes

“hey man, spon me a cigg?”

by msbjs_ May 29, 2018

spon

The word master Ransom taught me...

You sp0n!

sp0n sp0n sp0n sp0n.

by Unconscious February 22, 2005

spon

a second class spoon

your a spon

by BigDJShag69 February 13, 2018

Spon Loaf

Slang term for sponge like textured deserts.

After the buffet stopped serving dinner. Oprah Winfrey could harldy wait until they brought out the coffee and Spon Loaf.

by Frank Pappalardo January 30, 2009

spon-sore

The state of being totally worn slick and overwhelmed by listening to, advising, comforting, emailing, texting, facebooking, etc. an innumerable amount of 12-step sponsees.

I sponsor too many women. I talked to one lady about her divorce, another about her drunk husband, still another about her meth addiction and one more about her shopping addiction - all before 10am. I am becoming spon-sore!

by Pink Sneakers March 9, 2011

Spon-Bon

A kick-ass abbreviation for the words: "spontaneous boner". If you're a rocket scientist, this means that the penis will become erect for no apparent reason.

See Morning Wood or Afternoon Wood.

Jack to John: "I have a spon-bon..."

John: "You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. Once, I almost blew a load into my bellybutton."

Jack: "Shit! Don't have time!"

Hannah: "Jack, is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

by JordanAnderson September 9, 2010