splunge

"It's a good idea, but maybe not, and I'm not being indecisive"
Q. What do you think?
A. Splunge

(Monty Python film sketch origin)
by Rick Alimonti September 08, 2003
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splunging

When a women is so wringingly wet downstairs it makes a mess of her undergarments and runs down her legs.
"Wow that Menace chap is so stunning, Im splunging"

"Look at Lauren Courtney, she's splunging again"
by Hector McMadman January 07, 2012
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Splung

A medical conditon, primarily affecting homosexual men, who when giving oral sex, breath in at the time of their partners ejacuation. Thus results in the Spunk being aspirated into the lung. Therefore resulting in spunk on the lung, or Splung. The sufferer, will result in having a cough, and may develope pneumonia unless treated quickly.
medical condition: ' I think I have splung'
or
'hold your breath bitch cos i'm about to explode and you dont want to get splung now!'
by Mike-p April 12, 2007
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splunge

I need to go splunge.
by Dan April 04, 2004
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splunge

When You take a shit and a big splash of toilet water comes up and hits your ass.
Dude, I just got splunged.
by nate1993 February 28, 2006
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splunge

A short board or plank attached to a long pole used for stirring up the bottom of a shallow pond or stream.
by Douglas August 27, 2003
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Splunge Meister

A 'Splunge Meister' is somebody or someone who is a master at making females ejaculate.
"Bro, some guy I know is a total Splunge Meister, he even made that 9/10 Jenny ejaculate!"
by TheSplungeMeister December 30, 2012
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