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"A well known expression for a newspaper closing" - David Mitchell
To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot
To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot
Phil: Did you get to shag that slag from oceana?
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv
Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.
Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster
News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv
Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.
Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster
News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"
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this is a popular word among SG-gangmembers in Hamburg, Germany!
this word can be used in different contexts.
e.g.
-Ron you spleaser, what up? (in this sentence its used as an alternative to fucker, but in a good way)
-Jay's spleaser is the smallest! (here the person is referring to J's spaghetti in the pants)
-Your the biggest spleaser / you're such a spleaser (dumbass, mofo, douchebag)
-You tha splease Cris (baoss, the best, babo, king)
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Sometimes it also referrs to girls called Lisa and Elizabeth as in Spleaser and Espleaserbeth!
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other times it's simply a little bit of jizz
this is a popular word among SG-gangmembers in Hamburg, Germany!
this word can be used in different contexts.
e.g.
-Ron you spleaser, what up? (in this sentence its used as an alternative to fucker, but in a good way)
-Jay's spleaser is the smallest! (here the person is referring to J's spaghetti in the pants)
-Your the biggest spleaser / you're such a spleaser (dumbass, mofo, douchebag)
-You tha splease Cris (baoss, the best, babo, king)
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Sometimes it also referrs to girls called Lisa and Elizabeth as in Spleaser and Espleaserbeth!
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other times it's simply a little bit of jizz
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