splatty

A bald person.

Look at the/that splatty dude walking this way...

by Ashnorris69 November 15, 2018

Splatty

Used to describe objects(usually food) that have both qualities of being soft and nasty.

John: Bro look at this picture of Al's banana
Hannah: Mmm, lovely banana. Looking splatty.

by Urban S. Pearl March 14, 2022

splatty natty

Natasha’s now decaying body

If this flops ima pull a splatty natty

by boothandbabes March 25, 2022

Batty Splatty

The act of ejaculating on a girls ass and smacking the jizz covered ass cheek

met this girl she thicc asf shes asking for a batty splatty

by stem cells July 30, 2019