Splatter Back Special

The act of vigorously thrusting your shaft deep into a girl on her period, causing blood to splatter over your genitals and belly.

I gave Becky the ole splatter back special last night.

by SplatterKing October 26, 2013

splatfest

A monthly tournament in the game Splatoon. Each participant must choose a team, for example, spongebob vs. Patrick. The tournament is region-specific, thus America and European countries do not have to compete with the vast hoard of ninja Japanese players from hell. The reward for winning is a bunch if snails and a mother and father who say they are proud of you but weep in the night

Yo, you getting in on the splatfest this weekend?

Nah, I smashed my Wii U after losing 300-0 to some Japanese dudes.

by binky bojangles May 31, 2016

Splattegory

When a large amount of diarrhea explodes out of the anus and into the toilet, causing the entire interior of the bowl to look like it's been airbrushed the color of the expelled feces.

Paul quietly went into the restroom late at night so that nobody would hear the Splattegory he was going to make, but to his dismay, Ivet was awake and heard him. She banged on the bathroom door and told him there was no way she was going to clean up after the Squat Patty he dropped!

by Aeryck June 14, 2006

splatterfuck

the act of having sexual intercourse and pulling the penis out of the vagina at the exact point of ejaculation, spraying semen everywhere and making an unexpected mess.

seldom popular with women outside of pornography, this manuever will likely result in a man being forced to wear a condom during all future sexual encounters.

by Dawn Davenport October 25, 2004

smatties

1. massive breasts on any girl
2. unusually extra-large breasts in relation to a girl's body type or size

Did you see those? Those tits were huge. And she was skinny. I mean, on a large girl, they'd just be regular tatties. But on her, they're smatties!

by douglas001 November 2, 2008

Shitter Splatter

Having the water in the toilet splash up and hit your ball sack and/or taint while taking a dump.

I ran in to the bathroom and dropped my pants just in time to unload a high pressure dump. If I didn't know better, I could have swore my dookie performed an epic cannonball from the high dive with the amount of Shitter Splatter I wiped off my sack.

by Ninjee Star March 25, 2013

Russian Splatter

During anal sex, usually with a female, the person taking the sex farts, and follows through 'splattering' shit all over the penis. A curry, or any spicy food, can be eaten before hand to increase effectiveness

Ben: Omg did you hear about Jimmy?
Luke: No why?
Ben: Him and Sarah had anal, and she did a Russian Splatter!

by HydraForce July 16, 2014