sarcasm with an extra dose of snark: a biting remark that goes beyond mere snark or sarcasm, the preferred method of communication for professional smartasses
Sarcasm: "I only come to Jiffy Lube for the free coffee."
Snark: "Well, at least the price is right."
Snarkasm: Asking the Jiffy Lube cashier if she ground the beans herself.
Sarcasm: "Gee, thanks. I've always wanted a Chia Pet."
Snark: "I hope you kept the receipt."
Snarkasm: "Were they out of fruitcakes?"
Sarcasm: "So where's the rest of it?"
Snark: "Five inches is huge if you're 11."
Snarkasm: "Jesus! My mother has a bigger penis."
Snark: "Well, at least the price is right."
Snarkasm: Asking the Jiffy Lube cashier if she ground the beans herself.
Sarcasm: "Gee, thanks. I've always wanted a Chia Pet."
Snark: "I hope you kept the receipt."
Snarkasm: "Were they out of fruitcakes?"
Sarcasm: "So where's the rest of it?"
Snark: "Five inches is huge if you're 11."
Snarkasm: "Jesus! My mother has a bigger penis."
by MeLoseBrainUhOh February 26, 2011
Get the snarkasm mug.(adjective) a mixture of snarky and sarcastic, which leans even further into the sarcastic realm with a caustic undertone.
The snarkastic tone of his blog posts left people confused as to whether he was trying to be funny or was just excessively bitter.
by iamdonte October 17, 2005
Get the snarkastic mug.A sarcastic orgasm, the term was originally coined by Panic! at The Disco's Lead Vocalist Brendon Boyd Urie.
Sargasm: "Oooooh you feeel so goood?"
by roaring17s February 13, 2019
Get the Sargasm mug.1. An incredibly obvious fake orgasm. (female)
2. The action of snoring very loudly or passionately.
3. A synonym for wet dream.
2. The action of snoring very loudly or passionately.
3. A synonym for wet dream.
1. Man, I could tell she wasn't into me last night. She was having a snoregasm.
2. I couldn't sleep last night, my husband was having a snoregasm.
3. I woke up this morning and my sheets were wet. I must have had a snoregasm.
2. I couldn't sleep last night, my husband was having a snoregasm.
3. I woke up this morning and my sheets were wet. I must have had a snoregasm.
by Bo Jackstone January 11, 2008
Get the snoregasm mug.NOUN: orgasm caused by photographs of Beatles legend Ringo Starr. Can also be used as an adjective, i.e., starrgasmic.
by The Whole Entire World. July 5, 2010
Get the Starrgasm mug."Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."
by Ben Frey May 26, 2006
Get the sargasm mug.A stargasm is when you see a shooting star you weren't expecting and get excited. Typically you'll gasp or make a weird sound upon seeing the shooting star.
*Couple watching stars*
Girl: "GASP!"
Dude: "Uhh what just happened?"
Girl: "Did you just see that shooting star? I think I just had a stargasm!"
Girl: "GASP!"
Dude: "Uhh what just happened?"
Girl: "Did you just see that shooting star? I think I just had a stargasm!"
by DirtyOldHippie November 21, 2014
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