Starfucks

A bros way of referring to “Starbucks”

“Yo bro get me that girly ass pink drink at starfucks”

by chHAad February 7, 2021

Sporkfucker

1: Someone who makes up pointless words, and then defines them with esoteric references and obscenities.

2: Someone who attempts sexual intercourse woth a spork, usually resulting in extreme bodily harm.

1: "For making this definition, I am likely a Sporkfucker, but I believe it was worth it."

2: "I, am a sporkfucker. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go to the hospital."

by Sah-gay February 16, 2005

starfuck

A starfuck is one who delights in making a positive impression on those in a position of power, usually of some celebrity or high political status.

Instead of hanging out with us, Steve wanted to hang out with the John Kerry advance team. What a Starfuck.

by Ralph Macchio November 5, 2004

Snapfuck

When a person sends you nudes over snapchat.

Guy 1: Dude, me and Uniqua snapfucked last night!

by KeepItReal💪🏾💯✔️ July 24, 2016

snarfunkle

to obscond, borrow, or steal. to be influenced by, or talked into something. (negative)

1. I most likely will not go to the party, unless I get snarfunkled into it.

2.She snarfunkled my favorite jacket without me knowing.

by fairy_queen03 March 26, 2010

starfuckery

The degree of egregious idolatry and adulation someone engages in when in the presence of a person more famous than them.

Reaching new levels of starfuckery at an APEC summit, New Zealand Prime Minister John Key pressed himself against US President Barack Obama's leg and began a frottage that was unbecoming of the occasion. The Cambodian hosts expressed their firm disapproval of starfuckery by making Mr Key wear a Gay Red Shirt for the remainder of the day.

by Statler and Waldorf November 27, 2012

Starfucker

People who fly into space in magic bubbles and land on random planets. When they get to the planets they begin to have intimate relationships with the stars. Cussing at them, falling in love with them, having sex with them, spilling out the most intimate details of their heart to them. Soon all the stars know the secrets that most people save for their diaries and therapists. And these people, they are Starfuckers.

Oh, and the greatest band ever.

I think the definition of Starfucker pretty much is the example.

by jinxglitter August 12, 2009